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# Those BBC Freeview adverts are hilarious!
I only wish Richard Blackwood was in more of them. That man is a comedy genius. Oh well. Here's the latest.
(costas, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# they really
are poor
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that's actually better than the one he's in
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Richard Blackwood comedy genius
is most definitely an oxymoron
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# too many letters there
"moron" would suffice
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Seconded
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah, well, I'm at work
so I can't use the word cunt. Oops. I said cunt. Damn, I said cunt again.

That is all
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# you said cunt again!
and now I said cunt! and just there on the left... see! I said cunt twice! Now I've said cunt three times!

I like this game
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Altogether now kids!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Nah
I was just stealing your glory
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I had glory?
Why doesn't anyone tell me until after it's gone? Oh, damn, my mind was in the same box... can I have it back please?
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# om ver
you people all said nasty a nasty word...I'm gonna tell on you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# now

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edit: cheers
(doktored, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# someone
forgot their pre tags!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# pre tags
duh?
(doktored, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# <pre></pre>
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# pre
<pre>
pre pre pre pre pre
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(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# with any luck
your boss has put one of those key-stroke recording things between the keyboard and the back of the computer....
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I r 733t 00b3r m0nk3y
plus I know where he hides his "art pictures"

Blackmail is such a dirty word for such an invigorating past-time...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Someone once described him as:
"The black Ali G"

I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# i blame the parents.
specifically your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# so did i
ha ha

see?
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# you are truly
a comic genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# from you
that's high praise indeed.
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# my sarcasm meter
just blew.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha
you said 'blew'.
(martian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)