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[challenge entry] New challenge sweeping facebook

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Ooh does it involve nomination as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:30, archived)
# yes
Although, I suspect the people I'd nominate probably like Bono, Chris Martin, One Direction et al. you know, because they're all lovely chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# The best kind of chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Oh, are any of them around just now?
My *click* finger is itching to "like" one of their jolly super posts!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:08, archived)
# I know you didn't comment, so you probably don't like my post
but I sure hope you clicked "I like this!" because of our relationship. Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:32, archived)
# I'm not sure I'm ready for this sort of relationship.
It's hard enough work campaign managing for the Pedro/Toast ticket for the 2015 mod election.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Pedro went way down in the polls when he chose Froglift over mongy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# I'm working on repairing the reputational damage and reassuring our supporters.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:20, archived)
# heh nice
i was going to shop up
'the ice bucket challenge' v's 'the isis duck-it challenge' as there is pics of a group of celebs with buckets that are the same shade of orange as the jump suits the isis victims wear. I asked my other half if she thought it was too soon, her response was i needn't bother, people already know im an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:20, archived)
# She's a keeper.
In fact she's probably too good for you. Gonzy's still single, give her to him.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:27, archived)
# That song is fucking horrifying.
Jaw-droppingly patronising, woefully misguided and hopefully it's enough to put to bed what was once a ground-breaking idea that did a lot of good and is now a tawdry sales-piece for whatever desperate wannbees that can be scraped toghether to record it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I feel like the video was made by an alien who has no idea of what is tasteful and suspect that the song was re-written by Bono.
Though he must have been asked to remove the lyric "well, tonight my embarrassing charity-cock is touching you".

The juxtaposition of a dead ebola victim with a montage of smug singers laughing and patting each other on the back is certainly a bold move. I'm not sure what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:30, archived)
# *wave of nausea*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# I don't like the Pixies' new direction.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:20, archived)
# It's a very bold statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# It means they're relieved that they won't have to stump up any of their OWN cash from their off-shore tax-dodging accounts for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:29, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:34, archived)
# I wonder if anyone has actually made it all the way to the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Sadly some of my colleagues in the lab appear capable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Speaking of labs...


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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# I just found one of my earliest b3ta posts while rummaging about for the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:53, archived)
# If you make it to the end, you become one of Chris Martin's few friends, which doesn't seem worth the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# you mean you go full Paltrow?
fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# not full Paltrow, I think you just have to chat to him
Like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# I think I'll still pass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Nah, go on, have a go on it.
Mind you, he did say it was all yellow, so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
# YES!
We should have a b3ta colouring book. We could have it ready by next Christmas if someone wanted to run it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Hmmm fine idea,
Mustabindun jussayin'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# To: Frogbeat, Ninj etc.
I'd just like to point out that Colonel Boris wrote "run" and not "ruin", just in case you were reading it quickly, so no need to volunteer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# *Yawn*
Something about a stuck record or something equally boring
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# I approve of your suggestion and wish to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# ROLL CALL
I can't compile it (I should be workinng now...), but I think this has legs. Maybe it can pay the server bill or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# would be willing
though I doubt b3ta even has a bank account these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Boy, I'd hate to think that my regular direct debit payments were going into The Mirror's slush fund ... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:28, archived)
# That pension fund won't fund itself, you know.
/topical
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Makes you wonder who's us and who's them, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Boom! Satire!
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# fucking hell, even mushybees sold out to THE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# We all have our price.
I get to see if they'll meet mine tomorrow in an interview...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Burn the cuntshed!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Quietly lock the doors first, though.
It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)