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# I have designed a new hero - Lobstar, Pince of Justice


He is the first member of Superawesome Hero Invincible Team. YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Damn right
What is his superpower?
(pasanonic_, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Hmm good question
He has a durable carapace and a strong pince that can crack nuts. He can breathe water or air. He can eat decaying corpses of sea creatures. He is delicious boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Well I for one welcome our delicious when boiled lobster overlords
(pasanonic_, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
# my guess is
able to stand without his chin hitting the ground
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# I hope his pince is a vice like grip ON VICE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
YES THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# he really is S.H.I.T. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
# yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Rock Lobstar?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Hell yes
He's the aquatic Crustacean who's saving the nation
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
# well, I am cravin' this crustacean who's saving the nation.
By the way, which nation is he saving?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
# i was thinking britain
but maybe that's aiming a bit high. possibly just a small pile of mud and pebbles on the floor of the North Sea
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Nor Way!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Formerly known as
Doggerland.

Then again, parts of Lincolnshire still are.
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So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Oh no, not one of those guys again
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Ha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
# I want the action figure.
Does he have a sidekick?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
# With that many legs,
I bet he can kick in all directions!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)
# I haven;t really thought about this is any detail yet
but I assume the team includes various others including shrimp, prawn, squid, tube worm, clam etc
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
# i suggest the evil vampire squid as his nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)
# You silly sod.
Lobstar is a knobstar.
GLORY TO THE THEOCRACY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:56, archived)
# GLORY TO THE THEOCRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)