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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:18, archived)
# This one is a self-cleaner.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:36, archived)
# Did you hear about the plumber who got the pipes mixed up when installing a toilet?
He kept getting hot flushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:52, archived)
# No Tribs I've not heard about this.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 0:55, archived)
# I just said
He kept getting hot flushes.

Dunno if he got it sorted. Hope so. Must waste a lot of hot water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:05, archived)
# No I mean what happened after that?
But it sounds as if you don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 1:41, archived)
# He eventually ended up in police custody. Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 4:21, archived)
# Look, his wife had been seeing another plumber.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:12, archived)
# Mixing the pipes was just the first in a long series of financial disasters.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 5:21, archived)
# wasnt he the plumber that did the pipe work at Auswitz?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 8:33, archived)
# WORSE THAN HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Yet there wasn't a single plumber at the Nuremburg trial. Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 20:10, archived)
# a cautionary tale for the environmentally and economically aware plumbers everywhere
there could well be a TED talk in there
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Jun 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Might just be badly-/un-lagged pipes running very close together, causing the hot line to transfer heat to the cold...
In which case relag/reposition.
Alternatively, if the boiler's running too hot and overpressurising the system, the hot water could be escaping into the cold pipes.
Probably best to install an expansion tank and/or fit new one-way valves in that case.

...or he's plumbed the hot pipe in. :D

*suddenly overly and quite unnecessarily concerned for the protagonist of the joke* :S
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 21:45, archived)
# something's coming up the plumbing, poor luigi's in a bind
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:16, archived)
#
You!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:17, archived)
#
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:45, archived)
# Let's go shopping!
also, how can something be funny and frightening at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 4:30, archived)
# WOAH THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 10:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:17, archived)
#
:((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 3:46, archived)
# LOO
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:38, archived)
# LOOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 13:48, archived)