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# Early Terminators were not very bright....


(first cartoon in over a year so apologies for the rustiness)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 19:08, archived)
# =)
both art and arf
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 30 Dec 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Why didn't he go back 25 years earlier, and kill Sarah Connor's mother?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Because then the robots wouldn't have been madeded
On a serious note. I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Because if he'd killed Sarah Connor's mother then there wouldn't be a human resistance led by her grandson causing Skynet to send a Terminator back to undermine it.
OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:32, archived)
# You do know that if you shoot your Grandad time explodes or something, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Just drimble's Grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Well, ch'ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Imma try this tomorrow
If you all get wiped out, sorry lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:58, archived)
# WHOAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:02, archived)
# I hate to tell you
but time is a constant, not a relevant. It therefore cannot be meddled with. Distance is also a constant. You can play with the maths with both, but if I'm wrong someone will post to say so from 3,000 years in the future and do so while a metre from me.
It would be cool if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:43, archived)
# Can you imagine trying to calculate an object's absolute position in space at any distant point in time?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 1:05, archived)
# I'd use various lengths of unmeasured string to at least estimate it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 2:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 1:44, archived)
# Lubbly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:46, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:01, archived)
# BAR
tridge
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:03, archived)
# In a Pear Tree?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
# ROBOTBUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:31, archived)
# MECHA-CHEEKS©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# celulite
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:44, archived)
# AUTOMOTANUS
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:56, archived)
# Skynet wasn't all that, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Scotty's drunk brother at the transporter controls
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:11, archived)
# is that a fucking ketchup bottle just outside the ring?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:12, archived)
# Sure. Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:21, archived)
# DELETE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# boney m's less successful follow-up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 12:48, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# HAHA Better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 11:56, archived)