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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:38, archived)
# Coo!
*throws a sugar lump*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:51, archived)
# He needs some wheels
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:52, archived)
# all those greggs soggy rolls
The average London pigeon has 1.6 feet, trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:53, archived)
# Probably gout
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 20:44, archived)
# its all those bastards putting netting up
coo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# missing a foot should not cause diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Are you a pigeon doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:21, archived)
# No, but I play one on TV
Dr Quinn -- Pigeon Surgeon MD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:22, archived)
# i ran over a pigeon on the way to work one day, and was feeling bad about it..
then about an hour later i was watching a storm pass by out the window at work and saw a whole flock get taken out by hail stones the size of golf balls.. complete carnage.. made me feel a lot better!

true fax
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:48, archived)
# I saved a pigeon from the canal towpath in Nottingham - it had got tangled up in blue industrial wipe. Tune in next week for another tale of heroism and derring-do.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:12, archived)
# I saw a squirrel get run over by a car. It only went under the tyre from the waist down.
I mercy-killed it by running over the top half.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 1:31, archived)
# he was only playing dead you utter bastard
https://youtu.be/dfijvBN2GMM?t=5s
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 3:04, archived)
# noooo!!!
It still haunts me :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 3:17, archived)
# rats with wings...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Pigeons are horrible beasties.
Nevertheless I approve of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 14:15, archived)