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# Gotta Catch 'Em All
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:59, archived)
# Is there an app that allows me to repeatedly punch it in the face?
Asking for a friend.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:11, archived)
# No. But you can try this classic
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:29, archived)
# "Classic"
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)
# So how long before you get paedos hanging about at these sites, knowing they'll get a steady stream of kids coming along?
BAN THIS NAOW
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)
# or a black teen in America is arrested/shot for acting suspicious near a neighbours property
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)
# or gangs realise it's an easy way to collect iphones
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# WOOOOORLDSTAR
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)
# That's already happened. How unexpected.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Trump's the right man to resolve all this racial tension
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# And that one's a worry too
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Open Carry for all PG players could be the answer
Also the six year old could defend themselves against anyone who looks like a nonce
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:48, archived)
# Always has been peados hanging around Westminster
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)
# There was a situation at the Hasbro headquarters recently.
They had a supply shortage of the right kind of flour for their Play-Doh product. So they called in their top R&D scientists to find a solution. They had a number of ideas. Derek suggested sand - too coarse. Mary suggested chalk - not absorbent enough. Philip suggested other plant products. Brilliant! So they examined other plants to see what would make the perfect flour. Carrots were okay. Potatoes had potential. But the humble sweet pea seemed to have all the right properties. Philip, being the one who thought of it, got to take it to the Hasbro board of directors. He gave a really passionate speech supporting the reformulation and even a suitable renaming, sure that it could work as a viable flour substitute. Eventually, one of the directors said "Wow, that Pea-Doh Phil has a lot of convictions."

The minutes of the meeting got leaked and Philip is now suing the company for libel and emotional distress.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:33, archived)
# It wants to peek-at-you
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Actually this is already happening:
Although, it's enterprising muggers dropping a pokemone lure which tells local games where it is ...the gamers turn up and get mugged at gunpoint :)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/10/teen_thugs_lure_rob_pokemon_go_gamers/
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Similar is happening...
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)
# why would they lure rob? is he a paedo?
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Very good
but I don't like the look of that flasher approaching from the left?
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:58, archived)
# He may not be a flasher. He may just enjoy walking at jaunty angles.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:36, archived)