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[challenge entry] Even funnier in German!
EDIT: fixed spelling

From the Two panel celebrity name jokes challenge. See all 316 entries (open)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 19:18, archived)
#
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 19:26, archived)
# I don't speak a bit of German, HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 19:35, archived)
# The best thing about this joke is the result you get if you put the whole thing into Google Translate:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:22, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Erm, excuse me, this kind of thing is exactly why I voted 'Leave'.
Kindly keep your disgusting sausage-speak and your silly leather hosepipes on the mainland where they belong.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:27, archived)
# Hosepipes
for extreme fetish gardening.

"Lassen Sie uns wieder mulchen wie wir im letzten Sommer getan hast"
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 0:48, archived)
# Well played Google
(gijoel, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 0:05, archived)
# (Haydn)
He faked illness on his Dutch tour. He was playing Haydn Zeik.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:31, archived)
# fuck! I spelled it wrong :(

I was wondering why I kept getting a picture of some blonde woman when searching for source pics
EDIT: fixed spelling on original post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 20:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:49, archived)
# I got no such results :(
www.google.com/search?q=girl+covered+in+cheese+pissing+into+hat&source=lnms&tbm=isch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:51, archived)
# Next week's image challenge, surely the residents of beeter can fix this missing part of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:54, archived)
#
On the plus side, your search turned up this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:56, archived)
# I cannot identify any of those items
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:59, archived)
# Apart from possibly two slices of salami
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:59, archived)
# You one o them robots son?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:00, archived)
#
twitter.com/narcissawright/status/640971828563955712
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:21, archived)
# I don't even own an Storefronts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:27, archived)
#
...which I knew looked very familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:59, archived)
# Meatloaf Puss!
www.ridiculousfoodsociety.com/2013_03_01_archive.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 4:53, archived)
# Rocky Balona!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:22, archived)
# If you scroll down far enough
you'll find this NSFW beauty :

bottomsupbros.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/photo-26.png

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 9:40, archived)
# why has this happened, and when will it stop please?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 2:11, archived)
# clicking that will cheer up my future google ads
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Oct 2016, 7:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 0:48, archived)
# a little extra fff from me, too
(ozof, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 2:22, archived)
# :D :D
Trilingual pun!

(Though I feel compelled to point out it's "ziek". "Zeik" means "piss".)
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 21:37, archived)
# This is the wurst post of the year!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 2:23, archived)
# 2nd wurst
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 2:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 3:06, archived)
# I love her! She is so funny on workaholics
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 4:01, archived)