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[challenge entry] Tolkien's vision finally brought to life!
127 hours longer!



More Birthday Party scenes! More wandering about in bogs in Breeland!
More talking at the Council of Elrond! More smoking and farting!
More CGI Legolas!
More elves at Helm's Deep!
More Frodo falling forlornly to the floor!

From the Extend challenge. See all 71 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:30, archived)
# Let me grab my wrist cutting knife first
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:47, archived)
# ...and still no Tom Bombadil
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Bright green his jacket is, and he grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
# That's not Tom Bombadil
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:33, archived)
# "This is all the stuff that came out of my ears when I had that plane crash"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:36, archived)
# the smile of a man whose glad to see his kidney infection is passing
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:40, archived)
# Tom Bombadil
I have never understood this. Fantastic part of the book, atmospheric and a bit eldritch.
(davyclam, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Very much this.
And where is the cash-in Silmarillion film?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 7:16, archived)
# Wasn't Rik Mayall going to play him?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 14:41, archived)
# I found Tom Bombadil so utterly tedious
That I put down the book and never returned to it.
If it wasn't for that chapter LotR would probably be my favourite book.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:24, archived)
# Tom Bombadil must have been a dreadful embarrassment to Chris Tolkien
- based on one of his childhood toys,in a story his dad wrote while CT was stationed overseas during WWII.

"Bollocks. Dad's sent me another letter about that fucking gay little doll I had when I was six. Shit."
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:16, archived)
# More hours of Gandalf nodding to Eurovision sax!
(97800, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Wetherby
www.b3ta.com/board/10110186
(97800, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 19:43, archived)
# Been there!
Stopped off specially to take photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:14, archived)
# Very necessary!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:37, archived)
# The Hobbit edited by Peter Jackson will still be longer
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:47, archived)