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How many of us have hangovers after yesterday's shitty news? Ow...
(Teaseress, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 10:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 11:03, archived)
# No, thanks, it's full.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:18, archived)
# It was largely the talk board
that made a load of us leave in the first place. So much hate in one little group. 17 yers later maybe it's different. *shrug*

Anyway, we're here because we lost another one of our own yesterday - pxyzyzygy or Nik as he was better known. May he RIP and kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:24, archived)
# I'm genuinely sorry to hear about pxyzyzygy, I still think about valen.
No time for your reason for leaving though. /talk is a separate board, it's easy to avoid, plus there's the ignore button. I get that we're horrible people, but you don't have to deal with us. As such, your 'reason' sounds a bit hollow, and I wonder if you're just scapegoating something you don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:45, archived)
# Bear in mind this was 2003 so I'll be remembering wrong,
maybe /talk appeared after we'd left. I know the ignore button was there before we all jumped to dynofoo but the nuclear rise in popularity brought all sorts of awful people in. Anyhoo, this is for Nik.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:04, archived)
# :) What's dynofoo?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:03, archived)
# It's like Updog, Foo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:04, archived)
# I can't remember who started dynofoo,
possibly the only messageboard ever written in ColdFusion :). After that it was Flibz' M3ss3ng3r which went horribly wrong for reasons best left to the timespazz.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:22, archived)
# B3ta email 36 - 26 APRIL 2002
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(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:13, archived)
# The goldfish!
I had forgotten Dynafoo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:55, archived)
# May I ask what brought his demise?
Or is that too impolite? I don't know what's proper in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:58, archived)
# C19 got him,
caught off a cow-orker a couple of weeks ago. The poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:08, archived)
# +of coronavirus
(97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:06, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'hungover'
but generally feel like shite, not helped by using an alligator saw to chop down a massive pampas grass bush. Cheers Nik!


PXYZYZYGY, CFB
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Chopping down a pampas grass?
Decided to knock the swing parties on the head in light of the risk to public health?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:56, archived)
# I found out about the swinging links
when I posted a pic on the book of face and got a load of 'wahey' comments, I had no idea of the significance. Next door are def not swingers, they don't like the bloody thing either but it's putting up a fucking good fight!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Apparently they are VERY
Flammable if you get them started
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:48, archived)
# Today's choppage showed
that the inner 3' core is mostly rotten and stinks so that shit ain't burning any time soon. See picfest on the book of face.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Use the clone stamp tool
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha, I wish
that worked IRL. I also wish I could cut'n'paste my car into remote parking spaces then CTRL-Z when I got back.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:08, archived)
# me
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:25, archived)
#
I managed to be restrained.... Ish.

It will get bad when the beer is unavailable and we start to get creative with those unidentified spirits in the back of the cupboard.

But hello, not been here for ages.. actually probably since the last round of bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:54, archived)
# Only had a large scotch, so not me
RIP pxyzyzgy, you magnificent arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:39, archived)