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# The words Nestlé things are naughty
I was ordering a personalised Quality Street tin, and I ran foul of the censors. (C U N T, if you're curious.)

It turns out Nestlé hardcoded the forbidden list into the page. If you want insight into what Nestlé things is forbidden for your chocolate tin, it's quite eye opening!

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(LokiMD, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 0:15, archived)
# So "flange" makes the list but not "moist", "hamtoucher" or "Brexit"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:18, archived)
# bellend bellend
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:41, archived)
# All the scandal and the vice
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:44, archived)
# I love it!
(IBYD YDOB)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:02, archived)
# And yet be11end would go through
and bummer
and hitler

there seems to be little logic behind this list
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Gay and homosexual are banned but not lesbian
okay this is starting to sound like Nestlé descrimination
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:17, archived)
# At least my uncle Cumface McPaedo won't be disappointed
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 4:08, archived)
# fvkupz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:54, archived)
#
That would have been one meeting worth sitting in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:20, archived)
# I guess the list was sourced by devs from elsewhere on "the internet"
going by its american flavour, duplicate and omitted entries, and general shitness
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:26, archived)
# This really should be put on the beter twitter feed
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 6:27, archived)
# "personalised Quality Street tin" is an actual thing?
I'm confused
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 9:50, archived)
# So Cunt isn't allowed but CuntShite is? I mean come on guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:08, archived)
# ikr, kind of pointless listing this stuff out when there's still so many ways round it, all it will do is put off lazy people with a 5 minute attention span
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:13, archived)
# Poo : Banned
Dogpoo : allowed

Shit : Banned
Catshit, dogshit : allowed

They're looking at exact matches and not the keywords inside the string, very lazy of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:41, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the scunthorpians?
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)
# Why?
They're all wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:05, archived)
# I like the ones
after the A-Z list, starting at poo. These will be the ones that they've had to add manually after going live, and which got past the generic database.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:11, archived)
# 80081E5 Street
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)
# This is brilliantly funny
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:17, archived)