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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:21, archived)
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click that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills "looks his chronological age", Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:25, archived)
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Interesting how he seems to have taken responsibility for Scotland, Wales and NI’s covid deaths too.
(biggytitbo, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:43, archived)
# He is leader of the UK, and they are still part of it.
For now.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:45, archived)
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The devolved regions have run their own separate policies on covid?
(biggytitbo, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:50, archived)
# bit difficult tho
when most people here only see the Boris briefings, and people pop over the border to their second homes.

Our own devolved fuck-ups notwithstanding
(horrid, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:44, archived)
# Where's "here"?
Dunno about you, but I can't escape Nicola's fucking face every time I turn on the TV.

It's possible I just reflexively change the channel when I see Boris and/or tune him out, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)
# Fucklifterriffic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:17, archived)
# It’s a bulldozer, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:19, archived)
# 'Hey Kool-Aid!'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:21, archived)
# no, it's a JCB
Chosen because Bamford is an arch-Brexiteer.

The Americans call it a backhoe loader, but then they call a bum bag a fanny pack.
(rogerzilla, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:03, archived)
# *lumbar pouch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:20, archived)
# akshally we call that one a front loader
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)
# They called a bum bag a fanny pack in the 80s, now it doesn't have a name, because it's not the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:54, archived)
# A BULLDOZER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:19, archived)
# 🥺
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:20, archived)
# B.U.L.L.D.O.Z.E.R.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
# Your cute when your angry 😍
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
# I know, I know
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:25, archived)
# I'm just trying to figure out what that acronym is now...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:27, archived)
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But undying love, lust & desire of zebras ...even rhinos?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:32, archived)
# No it’s just like how people spell out W.A.L.K. when their dog is in earshot. I’m trying not to stir up the anti-bulldozer brigade.
EDIT: too late :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:01, archived)
# RE: Your EDIT:
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11335825
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:36, archived)
# Thanks Chris!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:19, archived)
# FUCKDOZER
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:35, archived)
# This is completely unacceptable
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:02, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:07, archived)
# FrogBeat and Flan don't agree.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 2:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:07, archived)
# Then I’m good with it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:36, archived)
# Weak and effete
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:41, archived)
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This fits strangely well with Soul Flower (Dogs Bllcks Remix) by The Pharcyde... www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9A1wMWdi5U&feature=emb_logo
(Keroscene, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 21:34, archived)
# fuckyeah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:03, archived)
# BOO! BOO! That’s not me booing, that’s everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:05, archived)
# shut it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:06, archived)
# C.R.I.S.P.S.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:07, archived)
# Be glad it was only one Poncherello
and not a clutch of Poncherelli
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:16, archived)
# BGIWOOP?
Idgi
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps just couldn't be arsed on, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:19, archived)
# A. N. A. C. O. P.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:22, archived)
# F.R.I.E.S.
(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)
# C.O.O.K.I.E.S.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Pumpkin Spice Must Flow, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:21, archived)
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EU = 500,000 deaths
US = 450,000 deaths
UK = 100,000 deaths
CN = 5,000 deaths
(Keroscene, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:29, archived)
# Taking into account population...
EU =     448,000,000 = 1,116 deaths per million
US =     325,000,000 = 1,385 deaths per million
UK =       66,000,000 = 1,515 deaths per million
CN = 1,398,000,000 = 3.5 deaths per million

The UK is still "world-beating".
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)
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Yep! Must be down to our wonderful NHS
(Keroscene, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)