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[challenge entry] Breakfast time

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)
# surely not
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)
# Breakfast of disgraced champions!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)
# I need an explanation of the rules of this event.
Is the clock counting down?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)
# Why,
do you think you can eat a cock quicker than Herr Meiwes?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)
# Probably not a 4000 calorie cock.
The reason I ask why is because the clock in panel 1 reads 0:52, and the leader board shows either times or scores of 40.366 descending in rank order to 40.265.

So is the clock time recorded in the leader board or is that the number of points allocated based on technique, accuracy, etc?

If the numbers on the board are the winning times, that means Pete finished that plate in under 12 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)
# Being an artistic event, the leaderboard will be points scored during an alloted time,
in which case, Pete still had 52 seconds to do his stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 18:47, archived)
# How can a 4000 calorie eating contest be an artistic event?
Please explain the rules as precisely as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:03, archived)
# Dude
That's not a clock
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Then why is it sponsored by Omega?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:03, archived)
# Surely the contest had already started and at 0.52 after his first bite of a chicken kiev the sensation of the garlic butter running out of the kiev into his mouth had set Docherty off into a reverie
in which he recalled chicken kievs he was served while living in an army garrison in his youth. Clearly this was then broken as the discipline he encountered kicked in so he manages to finish in just over 40 minutes.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:50, archived)
# I'm not sure of anything any more.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:01, archived)
# Armin Meiwes? Ooof
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:01, archived)
# Would you like some pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:44, archived)
# I gnome (know) someone who does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:06, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 0:54, archived)