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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNIZE FILMS

Apparently you can't make films like you used to because of all sorts of reasons, so lets modernize all the old films.
Remove the questionable bits and add new concepts, trends and brands.

From the Modernize Films challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck it, have it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Pfft
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 8 Jan 2022, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Farsands…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:25, archived)
# If this one counts then I'm just submitting Gorn puns.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 20:47, archived)
# 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody Boers off'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Jan 2022, 22:50, archived)
# The Battle of Kirk's Drift
(rogerzilla, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ootini!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:28, archived)
# "Jaws" was released in 1975
"Star Wars" in 1977.

You have "modernised" it by... 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 23:58, archived)
# Not true, Tribs....
...technically Star Wars happened a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] …

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:43, archived)
# ็™พๅ…ซๅ !
hyaku hachi-jลซ !
(davyclam, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 20:55, archived)
# ใ‚ใชใŸใŒๅ‹ใฃใŸใงใ‚ใ‚ใ†ใ‚‚ใฎใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใฟใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 21:40, archived)
# Oh no, it takes me days to get the theme tune out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Jan 2022, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Play nice, guys!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Hovercat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 21:35, archived)
# No you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] No Jedi-ism.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 20:16, archived)
# Excuse me while I gaze at this image for the rest of the night...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it safe?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] See also...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 8 Jan 2022, 22:49, archived)