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[challenge entry] Swipe Right

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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Aug 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Brings whole new meanings to "fly fishing" and "French polish"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:12, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:40, archived)
# Took me a moment...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
This is great
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Aug 2022, 12:06, archived)
# I'm now imagining J.R. Hartley climaxing as he announces "My name? It's J.R. Hartley!" to a phone sex line.
Thanks for that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 11:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 12:02, archived)
# IT *IS* VERY OLD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Teeth nearly fell out.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 31 Aug 2022, 0:10, archived)
# what planar-distortion-matching algorithm...
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Not sure why:
The pages of the Yellow Pages are not yellow
The pages of the Yellow Pages contain full colour photos of Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris
You think there would be some 21st century handheld device functionality to a stack of discoloured paper in the 1970s
You think there would be anything more than the tinder company's phone number in the Yellow Pages

Apart than that, this is great.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Good to see Bob Geldof's still working.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 16:59, archived)
# He thinks it's still Christmas Time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:18, archived)
# The logic content of this post is high
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:50, archived)
# The current nomenclature is "neuro diverse". Logic is a throwback to before the post-truth age.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 13:55, archived)
# I'm not mad, the pages of the Yellow Pages were yellow with monochrome print:
duckduckgo.com/?q=yellow+pages&t=newext&atb=v185-1&iax=images&ia=images
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:11, archived)
# GAH!!!! If only there was a clue in the title...
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:24, archived)
# tinderyellowpages?
Or swipe right?

I don't think either of those offer a clue to answering any of my important questions.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:51, archived)
# Yellow. Pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 18:52, archived)
# I'm not sure you understand how words work.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11375128
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:16, archived)
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b3ta.com/board/11375091
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:36, archived)
# And that’s gourde srong
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Aug 2022, 3:59, archived)
# You have nothing to do today?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 14:23, archived)
# I have done 7 things today.
8 if you include massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:51, archived)
# No, wait, I also ate lunch and had a shit, so that's TEN things I've done today.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Wow…impressive…
Your user name would suggest that youโ€™re just a wanker.
But noโ€ฆyou got a lot going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 30 Aug 2022, 19:07, archived)