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# There's something on the telly about the Dambusters.
that's what I'm going to be watching for the next year, B&W films from the war.
where's my tinhat?
(davyclam, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:33, archived)
# Where's your image?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:48, archived)
# My dog, will be so, so angry
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:50, archived)
# My brother knows Groucho Marx
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:55, archived)
# Hello, I must be going
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Just in time to watch me leave.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:40, archived)
# It's alright to say things can only get better
things can only get better
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:05, archived)
# Spinach?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:09, archived)
# Broccoli!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:16, archived)
# That rhymes less than spinach, which at best only half rhymes with image.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Rhyme? I thought it was word association
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Wacaday guests now with dementia
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62208661
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 0:17, archived)
# I once shot Groucho Marx while wearing my pygamas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 0:50, archived)
# no snausages?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:03, archived)
# Since b3ta isn't funny and this thread has no picture, here's an unfunny political headswap with no joke attached:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:52, archived)
# who would win?
Sturgeon could be lulled into a false sense of security by the gormless gurning Truss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:10, archived)
# That would instead be a true sense of security.
Sturgeon wins every time unless Truss wins by DQ, or if the fight is deemed a no contest due to Truss impaling herself on a ring post or knocking herself out while walking to the ring.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:23, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:18, archived)
# Links 👉
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:21, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:57, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 8:24, archived)
# "Ooh, we were moving too fast", apologises the Prime Minister,
"and I don't think it was right".
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:31, archived)
# ...so pretty much, "soz lol"
hoping they're all still besties
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:58, archived)
# I'm going to lead the Conservatives into the next election seems like Boris loudly making plans for a third term in office
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 0:04, archived)
# Meh,
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Scott,
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/calendar/event/27803
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 19:14, archived)
# If you get the DVD, I think Guy Gibson's dog still has its actual name
(rogerzilla, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:16, archived)
# It's been many years since I heard Stephen Fry talking about writing the script for Peter Jackson's mooted remake,
and the vexed issue of what to call the dog. I guess the project must have fizzled out. Shame, it was entertaining to see people choose THE DAMBUSTERS DOG'S REAL NAME as their hill to die on.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:27, archived)
# "Fritz"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:55, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Now I like rats. And I like cats. But who would win?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:59, archived)
# Depends what the contest is.
Oh, soz, you were doing TV Burp.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:25, archived)
# Still though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Turtle Power is Harry "Hill" Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:45, archived)
# No, he's funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:02, archived)
# Harry Hill, you mean.
Or "HH", as his Aryan Brotherhood friends call him.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:21, archived)
# Combat 88
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 1:06, archived)
# There's only one way to find out: GENOCIDE!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 8:12, archived)