This is fine, right?
I hope so because, as you can see, this took ages.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:41,
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Well apart from an oviparous creature having nipples and a navel.
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jonbob loves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:47,
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Well yeah.The nipples could be forgiven, as there are egg laying creatures that breast feed.
The belly button is a little more problematic, but one could imagine ways in which an egg-hatched species could have one.
For example, if the Gorn are somewhat like the Pierson's Puppeteer they might reproduce by infecting the eggs of another species with a larval parasite, the host acting as a kind of mother/placental mass which the larval Gorn connects to via umbilical cord.
Alternatively, one Gorn egg could initially contain several Gorns, each connected umbilically to each other or all to a common starting point.
(The belly button is a little more problematic, but one could imagine ways in which an egg-hatched species could have one.
For example, if the Gorn are somewhat like the Pierson's Puppeteer they might reproduce by infecting the eggs of another species with a larval parasite, the host acting as a kind of mother/placental mass which the larval Gorn connects to via umbilical cord.
Alternatively, one Gorn egg could initially contain several Gorns, each connected umbilically to each other or all to a common starting point.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:54,
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Platypuses don’t have nipples.Also, we don’t talk about SNW Gorn.
( jonbob loves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 20:44,
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Platypii, surely?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:47,
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I know plenty of Latin platypii
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:09,
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Two buffali, sounds good to me, let's give it a try
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:56,
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I thought Pedro would answer me but I think he's avoiding me mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:00,
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I hate you But I would never avoid you
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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Ignore him. I will ALWAYS LOVE YOU PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:47,
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What's that old saying?"You always hate the one you love" ?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 4:09,
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Monotremes generally don't but they do kind of lactate from kind of mammary glands,so it isn't a great stretch to imagine a titted egg layer.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:14,
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Not in front of the gnome…..for fuck’s sake!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:50,
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Should have shopped in Korob’s transmuter.Just saying.
( jonbob loves you,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:19,
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You understand that a lamp looks no more like a penis than a worm with a crudely drawn gnome on it though, right? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:19,
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Hide the head and it's just as pornographic to people that don't see colour
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:31,
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Is this why colorblind people are so angry and aggressive all the time that aren't even allowed to join the armed forces? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:03,
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I genuinely can't work out if you're being deliberately obtuse or not.I mean, you've been here long enough to have seen this discussed to death on here, as have I. It's spelled out in the FAQ: b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfw
If you really can't grasp the concept of why some things which are genuinely explicit but don't look it are 'allowed', and other things which aren't genuinely explicit are 'not allowed', then either you're pretending to be thick because you're a troll or you're genuinely that thick. Either way, as before, there's no point trying to engage with you further, because you're a fucking prick whichever it is.
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Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:45,
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If you really can't grasp the concept of why some things which are genuinely explicit but don't look it are 'allowed', and other things which aren't genuinely explicit are 'not allowed', then either you're pretending to be thick because you're a troll or you're genuinely that thick. Either way, as before, there's no point trying to engage with you further, because you're a fucking prick whichever it is.
He's bored and he likes to argue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:09,
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I think you mean a fucking stupid fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:20,
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lolOBTUSE!
My understanding of what is and isn't pornographic, and my understanding and interpretation of the rules is probably quite different to yours. Whose opinion is more or less valid is highly subjective, not least because the rules are abstract and deliberately vague.
I notice a certain bias in the enforcement of the rules and even in the rules themselves. Please understand, my educated, nuanced awareness of the rules and their implementation is not necessarily better than yours, but, with all respect due your established forum membership, with all respect due your eminent skills and countless accomplishments in the field of puerile art, and without prejudice, I honestly believe that your position would be closer to mine were you not a silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
(My understanding of what is and isn't pornographic, and my understanding and interpretation of the rules is probably quite different to yours. Whose opinion is more or less valid is highly subjective, not least because the rules are abstract and deliberately vague.
I notice a certain bias in the enforcement of the rules and even in the rules themselves. Please understand, my educated, nuanced awareness of the rules and their implementation is not necessarily better than yours, but, with all respect due your established forum membership, with all respect due your eminent skills and countless accomplishments in the field of puerile art, and without prejudice, I honestly believe that your position would be closer to mine were you not a silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:26,
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whoa it's getting ugly in here.......*popcorn* OxO
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:33,
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you're the worst of the lotbut I cant stay mad at you, you have such sweet cheeks
I reckon instead of thinking about it as an obligation, think of it as a courtesy. If that hardcase Jane from HR is walking past, is this something that might get a fellow b3tan in trouble if she sees it on their screen, without them having to defend themselves later on "I know it looks like gay porn, but see, it's got a brain slug instead of a cock". They can still see it with nsfw, it's just letting them choose to click on it when the coast is clear
(I reckon instead of thinking about it as an obligation, think of it as a courtesy. If that hardcase Jane from HR is walking past, is this something that might get a fellow b3tan in trouble if she sees it on their screen, without them having to defend themselves later on "I know it looks like gay porn, but see, it's got a brain slug instead of a cock". They can still see it with nsfw, it's just letting them choose to click on it when the coast is clear
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:34,
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I’m the worst?…….\o/ YES! …..Mission Accomplished.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 17:06,
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Most Amazing Wank ever was had ***** PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:22,
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the jolly green giant's sweet gorn
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:35,
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