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# nsfw (maybe)
rubmyduckie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 4 May 2003, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
I've seen that before, but I can't remember where :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:01, archived)
# in the bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:06, archived)
# hee hee
i wish :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:08, archived)
# i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:04, archived)
# you probably don't
(also maybe nsfw)

vibeintensity.html
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hehe
Favorites > Add to Favorites...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:11, archived)
# blimey
bookmarks
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# but you don't need that!
my tongue can do all that and more!
might be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:17, archived)
# *sudenly starts paying attention to the board*
Your what now?!?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# tongue
which is approximately seven centimetres long
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# how
do you fit batteries to it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i haven't tried yet
do you think it would be beneficial?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# argh...stop it stop it stop it
too much for my innocent little mind to take:)

But more info would be welcomed:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# it would be interesting
to find out..

can't make any similar claims on my part, but i am told i give great head
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
# How long...
...have you worked in a bar then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# And which one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# only about two years or so
i am particularly good at the more creamy varieties /end filth
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Ha!
The filth never ends here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I used to give really good head as well
but had to stop when I got pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Trouble...
...bending over?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I still think that's backwards
but I can't see any new way to claim so.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# are you coming to b3tafest?
i've probably asked before but have forgotton
anyways, if so, i can show you it. tis legendary. i can touch the underside of my chin with it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# blimey
are you the female gene simmons?

at the moment, i can't come, but it might change.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# I am trying...
...to resist the obvious filthy joke following on from that last line.

(no Bob... stop it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# left myself wide open
for that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# wide open, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# ha...
...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# and now
you've set yourself up for another :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# that was the idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# no
cos i acknowledge i cant put make up on and so don't wear any = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Why did I just bookmark that?
I have no idea...But I'll read it later:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Because.....
.....


Mmmm, the one called "Lickety Split" had me in tears.

...damn, that sounds bad... laughter.... tears of laughter....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# it's not the beak
it's the motion

fantastic. i want three
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:05, archived)
# and once you try black
you never go back
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1142882
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:08, archived)
# ah, nothing that can't be modified
i had to rewire a g-force once. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I hope you're talking about
a graphics card
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:18, archived)
# no
no i'm not

i wouldn't know where to start on one of those
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# That sounds like me:)
"This floating, waterproof little guy sits by your bath, jacuzzi or bed with nothing more than those big innocent blue eyes to give away his real purpose in life. Squeeze his back and watch your smiles grow as he seduces you and massages your tensions away"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
never thought of it that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# and WATCH your smiles grow?
is this marketed at snails or something?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:18, archived)
# i suppose
it could mean sharing. which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Well
something that oozes...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 May 2003, 20:20, archived)