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[challenge entry] The History of Britain in Curry: Part One


1066: The more-naan conquest

Warning: there will be more of these.

From the Curry and Cheese challenge. See all 321 entries (closed)

(wilesy, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# My god, this post has a pun value this big:
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(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Wait until you see the others I'm planning
muahahahahahahahaha
(wilesy, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I await...
...with baited breath!

Baited with noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# what do you intend to catch with noodles?
and why are you trying to catch it in your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:47, archived)
# erm...
...chinese food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# hehehe
why do you need bait?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# erm...
...any old so and so can go and buy it.

I live for the thrill of the hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:51, archived)
# ok
sorry, I'm just in the mood to be obnoxious this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:53, archived)
# That's OK...
...oh, wait!

I have a water chesnut in my sights right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:55, archived)
# be vewy vewy qwiet
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# NO!
You scared off the chestnut and the bamboo shoots I was eyeing up to.

I'm going to have to go hungry again tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# here
have a potato

oh wait, that's a moon, sorry...

I'm going to the store shortly, can I get you anything?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeeeee
please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:10, archived)
# ok
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:11, archived)
# only
you're going to have to come and get it before I eat it myself
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:16, archived)
# i will not play your chinese food mind games
and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Shut it Clive
Can't take him anywhere.
(Cleggy, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# *goran*
what a pun.....
TJ!
Im trying to do my first recursion - my question is how do you put the iamge of a screen with the image of the screen on the screen!! - its a vicious circle
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# I don't know
How *do* you put the image of a screen with the image of the screen on the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Prayer.
Lots of prayer.

Any old god(s) will do. They're not fussy, and they've got time on their hands.
(wilesy, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# copy, paste, resize
repeat until bored
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# thats what i thought,
but then i realised if you copy them image then put it on the screen, the image on the screen won't have the image in it again.....
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# it it's small enough
who will know?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 20:59, archived)
# So then resize a copy of that image,
and put it in the screen. Bu then that image has nothing in the screen. Ok, this is hurting my head now
(Trousers_of_time, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Whoa!
Yeas! So should't be spillt.
(matti, Tue 6 May 2003, 21:10, archived)