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# In an alternate reality...
Crappy peeshopping I know, but I was in a hurry...seems to be a theme today.

This will only make sense if you've seen the first X-Men movie. I only just saw it yesterday...yes, I'm slow. Take slow to mean what you will.
(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# woo
TJ: whatever happened to these two: Daphne and Celeste

Not that I've got some Mp3's or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i did them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# after i did
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# eww
sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# at my size
it's the only way i can get away without hurting the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Its the little
smiling icon that just makes that comment so right..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I got chatted up by the blonde one
in Croydon
100% FACT

she bought me a drink, and asked me back to her hotel, but I was wif my G/f who is much better looking than her (thats my Ex tho, my current g/f is way more gorgoues!)

but yeah, hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# christ.
scary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:28, archived)
# funny thing is
she was packed tight into these PVC trousers..
I didnt recognise her, I thought I was just getting another drink from some bird (i get bought plenty!) and she said she had to go to perform 'on stage'
i laughed cos I has no idea who she was..
then my g/f at the time, came over saying "you know who that was?" and I was like yeah some bint who rekons she was from some pop band, and then she was introduced by the DJ and performed some shite song on stage...

oh how i laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33, archived)
# U.G.L.Y.
you ain't got no alibi
you UGLY!

and woo, homunculus. I only saw that movie recently too, and have since forgotten the whole thing possibly while high
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:29, archived)
# well...
my mate threw a bottle of piss at them at Reading festival.

hehe

Simple things..
(Sin, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:52, archived)
# O my holy cats...
I almost fell off my chair. That makes me so happy you have absolutely no idea.
(i am so sad but gosh dern it there is just no suppressing my love of this sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i rather like that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Ah. X-men.
That explains why I couldn't find the bit in Logan's Run that fitted then.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# But if it were from Logan's Run
I would have had to have included something with Jenny Agutter getting her tits out or something.

Definitely not fluffy.
(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I still haven't seen it
so I don't know what it's about...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# my half hour break
seems to be up

back to the books...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Would be too hard
to explain. I put off seeing it because I thought it would be a lame Hollywood blockbuster (which I guess it is), but somebody lent me the DVD. I thought it was alright, but that part cracked me up. It seemed inappropriate, but it was funny.
(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:29, archived)