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# After 5 days of downtime on their email service
The Telewest engineers run out of ideas




(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)
# It figures
they likely don't know how to appeal to the magical server pixies
(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Is speak-no-evil off
on the telephone support line?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# That explains a lot.
The cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you're missing
speak no evil
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Intentionally
If you think about it "Speak no evil" isn't applicable to the situation, especially since on their own website they say its all due to spam but on www.theregister.co.uk they say its really a hardware fault.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# you pay peanuts,
you get monkeys!

yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# It was the cleaner
she accidently pulled the cord out while vacuuming. Happens at ntl all the time.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# It was Telewest
who originated the classic "an engineer cut through the line", line
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)