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# you must work
for the dullest magazine in the world
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Watcha mate
how you bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# in a simple word.....busy
but other than that, not bad. And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Pretty good
working from home now - company is paying for broadband too.

I'm off to shoot some hoops soon - tis great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# what have the Hoops ever done to you?
Or are you a member of West Londons notorious gang, The Squares?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Yep
we're trying to open new territories in south Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# don't we all?
deep down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i know this isn't
pipbotch, but apparently dale winton has got married to nell mcandrew. how fucking weird is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I have no fucking clue who Nell Mcandrew
is. And I'm glad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# she's some ample breasted wench
who is famous for being an ample breasted wench.

i do know that she shagged lee bowyer* once. in leeds.

*i could be entirely wrong about this
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i think she
has big tits and was on the telly. that is about all i know about her
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i heard that
don't get me started, please
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# it's all a big publicity stunt
as dale and her are doing a new couples program apparently.

i mean, come on, dale getting married, that like elton john getting his clothes from mr byrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Or like Elt marrying Lulu..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# What's so weird about that!
He may spend thousands on clothes but still manages to look like a colour-blind cuntbubble.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# why should sandgoblin
sound feminine?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# because if you're a bloke it would be
un Sandgoblin
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# oh i see.
bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Aaaah!
Now I can go to the toilet.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# All foreign nouns are generally masculine in French.
Don't ask me why. They make it up as they go along.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# *gets on soapbox*
personally i think it's absolutely fucking disgusting. no matter how outmoded the institution of marriage is in this day and age, it still represents (at least in some small part) the commitment of two people to spend the rest of their lives together. some fucking bint and an overly orange tv whore getting married in a pathetic PR stunt for a tv programme is a debasement of one of the few insitutions left that is actually worth a damn

disgusted in cambridgeshire

*gets of soapbox*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# and on that note i'm going to lunch
and will write a stiff letter to my MP when i get back
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# tee hee
you said 'stiff'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i did
i knew you'd like it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# i feel rather
dirty and ashamed for starting a celebrity gossip bollocks thread on here
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# You are a complete raver!
Marriage is SO over!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Prolly
in the top ten, although I have seen much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# probably not
Truck and Driver is the voice of the British trucker: it is 100% for drivers. From gutsy copy on who are Britain's worst bosses to campaigns for better pay and conditions, Truck and Driver is always on the side of the driver. It offers competitions, puzzles and crosswords in every issue and runs a highly successful family section. Never crude and never condescending, Truck and Driver presents the professional face of truck driving for readers who want to feel good about the vital jobs they do.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# it sounds
like a trucking good read

fuck me, that was bad
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# If Truck & Driver doesn't meet your needs there is always
Truck: the leading monthly for anyone with a passion for trucks. It is read by commercial vehicle operators of all fleet sizes and by truck manufacturers, truck dealers and drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Why
do you know so much about Truck mags?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I'm a real fucking trucker!
Or I might work for a publisher
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Ooh
got any use for a young editor...

/begs & pleads
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I'm not in the magazine side of the company
You really wouldn't want to work in editorial here.
I'll have a look around in the more intersting bits and m3ss3ge you any details I can find
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I was (semi)joking
but if you could - that'd be fanbloodytastic.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I've emailed
some to you at the address in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Truck and driver is a class mag
i did some artwork for and article years ago, but it never got featured in the mag, which was a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I know someone
who started a suprisingly successful mag about snack machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# it's not
'Snack to the Future' Monthly is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# to hell and snack
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
#
snack my bitch up
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# The best radio ads EVER were done by these people
www.ksv.co.uk/ Everyone sing with me:
KSV
For your coffee and tea
Your local vending experts.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 12:19, archived)