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[challenge entry] beware the cute ones... for deep in their hearts resides great evil...

From the X-Ray Vision challenge. See all 238 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:51, archived)
# oo!
scary thing to start my B3ta day with
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha, great!
Scary, but great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:53, archived)
# aaarrrgghhh!
/that is all
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Meep!
Very good :)

Now make it a compo entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:56, archived)
# woo
that's excellent. i still want one.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Baie mooi meneer!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# heel
mooi

suid afrikaantje :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Kinda Mindpissy
compatriot!
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:04, archived)
# puzzling your username
Is it "The Knights who say ..."?
Or Mandarin for "... all gay"?

Help me out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Or
Japanese for two.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:12, archived)
# definitely
the knights

de ruiters
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I love
Afrikaans!
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Can you speak the taal?
Poor old thing has taken a beating over the last few decades.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I can understand it from
speaking Dutch, just remove all verb inflections and pronounce your vowels
differently :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:17, archived)
# yay
dutch & flemish ppl unite :o
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:18, archived)
# And take over
the world... Errm... Well, maybe not :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:22, archived)
# En...
op wie gaat gij stemmen?
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# de goeie,
natuurlijk



N-VA en agalev voor de senaat
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# De Belgische partijen hebben rare namen
Agalev? Ecolo? sp.a/spirit? Creatief, maar raar.....
(Pelle ghola, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# klopt
en er zijn er zoveel. 12 in vlaanderen alleen al.

maar da's beter dan die saaie afkortingen altijd
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Niet veel anders in Nederland
vooral na Fortuyn....allemaal kleine ondoordachte partijen "in de geest van Pim"....

(Pelle ghola, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# PvdA
niet vergeten! :)
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# da's nu
resist samen met ael?

bah dictatortjes :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# nu
ge 't zegt
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Stemmen? Niet
hier.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir
/iliterate
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 12:59, archived)
# dyslexics
untie
(el pedro, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:42, archived)
# And use a negative twice in a sentence
like "Doe nie so raar nie"......or something like that...
(Pelle ghola, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Yes. Forgot
about that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:21, archived)
# My parents went to South Africa a couple of weeks ago.
This picture made me laugh.
I find it to be a very funny language.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:44, archived)
# a
2.1MB jpg?!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 18 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed
to resize it, straight from the digicam, sorry.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 18 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# You mean
you want to drink Bart Simpson???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 18 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Basically, take Dutch by the throat in one hand,
disembowel it with the other, slap it around a bit and you have Afrikaans.

Edit: Oooh, maybe a bit harsh for a Sunday morning... just mourning the bastardisation of a beautiful language. /wake up /snap out of it /get therapy boy
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i was forced to
learn afrikaans at schol and found it quite easy.. still hated it and forgot it very soon afterwards...

bloody johnny foriegner should learn to speak proper!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:29, archived)
# yeah, it has quite a basic structure
and relies heavily on borrowing from other languages, esp. English. It's the coarse, gutteral accent that comes with it that bothers me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Repost / TJ for the Sunday crowd
The Popotamus

Left undisturbed by humans, popotamuses venture into the surf to mate, play, or merely commute from lagoon to savanna, getting a lift from the buoying water rather than toiling on land.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:19, archived)
# wow
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:19, archived)
# .
why, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Actually
I was thinking about making a gallery of hippo pics. When I get around to it, I'll need to assemble the finest hippo pics from the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Been done -
www.fatfetish.com

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks for that
Anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I would...
run!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 13:02, archived)
# compo entry?
perhaps?
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Sun 18 May 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Oh yes
Evil puppy.

Nice.

Edit : Aha. I just realised ! It's the devils ork !(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 18 May 2003, 12:28, archived)