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# Donald Rumsfeld knew he had lost the Trekkie vote

If only he'd practiced more infront of the mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 21 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# PEDANT ALERT!
- Badge on wrong lapel
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Sod pedant alert
Trekkie alert! Trekkie alert!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# burn the witch.
BURN THE WITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# It's 'Trekker'
actually. :)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# like anyone on the planet
cares.

dd you see that news story about a mental asylum hriing someone fluent in klingon? tells you everything you ned to know about star trek, really. just for mentalers.

edit: it you're reading this, mrs martian, this is a joke. just a joke. that's all.
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# it's the
same with the scotch demanding to be called scottish. NO ONE GIVES A MONKEYS.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# oh
they've just ruled that only ham made and sliced and packaged in Parma can be called "Parma ham". I actually approve of that. Champagne comes from Champagne, Parma ham comes from Parma, frankfurters come from Frankfurt and Maltesers come from Malta.

It's just the way things are.
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# And the origin of spotted dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# aye, and
only parmesan grated in parma can be called parmesan. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# otherwise
it's a grated hard cheese product
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Shirley...
...it doesn't have to be grated there?
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# does
now. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# But but but
If the cheese is produced there, sent over here and then grated in Croydon, it's no longer parmesan cheese?
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# don't
ask me. ask the eu. parma ham has to be sliced in parma, parmesan has to be grated there.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Do you have
a name or numbe of someone in the EU? I DEMAND an explanation!
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# um, romano
prodi. off you go now.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# You're missing the point
what is it called if it's made in Parma, but not grated (anywhere)..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Well mine's
a similar point and i'm not missing it either...
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# mentalists
/pedantist
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# There's a joke spelling out the difference
Difference between a Trekkie and Trekker:

A Trekker wonders what it'd be like to have sex with Troi/Yar/Bev/Nerys/Dax*

A Trekkie wonders what it'd be like to have sex

I am a recovering Trekker...

* delete as applicable
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# So about this joke -
the punchline is?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# bastard.
you am too quick.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I'm not either of them
I just thought I'd point it out!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# very good.
now tell us the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You're pissing on my mind!
Now get your cock out of my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# oh, but
i do enjoy the waxy sensation so.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# The punchline is
yourallcnuts
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# ingore them ^
it made me smile.
Then I suffer from a sci-fi addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i met peter davison
on friday.
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I think you need
Popbitch?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# he's not very popbitch
is he?
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Weeeeeee!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# it was either that
or me dribble on about how sad I was when Dr Who and Trillian split up.
But I thought I was appearing sad enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I blame my mum
but not in a Oedipus type way, she's just into sci-fi stuff and forced it upon me and my bro...
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I've often wondered what it's like to have sex with Nerys
Although I always thought she was a rather cute girl who went to school with me, not a Star Trek character.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# bollocks.
you want to have sex with nerys hughes and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# And
how do you know Nerys Hughes wasn't the cute girl from school I was talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# the phrase
'cute girl' gives it away somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Maybe if i'd used
Kira instead of Nerys, all of this wouldn't be an issue...
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Live long and drink fosters
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# live song
and
cock fosters
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# boch ghlchraj
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# p'tarc
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Bollocks more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# MR
bollocks to you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# petanq
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
ocelot! ocelot! ocelot!

*HONK*
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Apparently it means "your nose is shiny"
My friend wrote it on her sister's wedding card. This is why I know this.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# my nose is shiny
I've been buffing it on the chambermaid's petticoat all morning
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# A morning well spent, m'dear
Have a gin & tonic and take the rest of the day off.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Oh yeah....
" A friend of mine speaks Klingon"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:32, archived)