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# Before the london centre-of-the-world squad start
(not on b3ta, I hasten to add)

Here in Edinburgh, we do a firework show just as big as this for a whole 45 minute firework concert EVERY YEAR.

It's a goody though.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# yeah but
you have to wear skirts and eat sheep guts.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# or sometimes vice versa...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# Urgh
eating sheep guts
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# Miserable Queeny actually smiled.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# sheep-gut fact.
vegetarian haggis tastes exactly the same as proper haggis.

use this information wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# some of us like wearing skirts
fortunately there are no pictures to back this up =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# I spent my 20th birthday
Sleeping under a service station table in Bristol, in a dress with my makeup running.

Lordy, bloody students.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# still in the area
or moved on to better things?
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# which area?
bristol or transvestism? =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Heh
I haven't even worn makeup in years, that whole Goth thing is too much work.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)
# i'm not a goth
just a transvestite =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Executive?
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Izzard?
C'mon, help me out, I'm dying on my arse here...
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# no idea, sorry
not seen any izzard in three years =(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# 'Kay, right
E. Izzard Esq. describes himself as an "Executive Transvestite" to differentiate himself from bad transvestites (or something).
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# ah
probably, then. i just woke up one day and noticed i'd run out of bloke-clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# If anyone deserves
the appellation "Executive" (in the Izzard sense), then 'tis you, sir.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# I was deliberately bad
The Doctor Martins set off me 1 pound Oxfam old ladies dress a treat.

You do it properly then? And go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# well yeah
i don't 'get off' on it and i don't wear wimmin's undies thankyouverymuch, but most of my clothes are women's. it's not particularly noticable in fact (see pics of me at the b3ta bashes for evidence).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Ah
I see, I've thought myself on occasion that the mens department looks drab and dull compared the the ladies parts of clothes shops.

Backwards buttons are tricky though.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# you get used to it
it is mainly cos men's fashions are just one big effort to look the same as everybody else, imo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# They are.
As soon as I've got round to buying myself a printer I'm gonna print b3ta images onto transfer paper and stick 'em on all my tee shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# i have the fear on
some of my t shirts

though the FEAR pic is a bit low res
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# sorry
i make everything small to cover up my bad photoshopping. pickledpizza made a better hand-drawn version, but i don't know where it is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# I prefer small anyway
I don't wanna look like TOO big a twat, just a small logo on the breast should mask my man-tits nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:58, archived)
# but
it adds to the loving b3taness
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# I..
...just want to make the page a little bit wider.
(Emp, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)
# push the boat out
YOY ARE NOT DRUNK
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)
# 3 grey bars.
and multi-couloured too. Nice!
(tomsk, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:26, archived)
# Wasn't there then
I was in the middle of trying to hitchhike from Swansea to Amsterdam. Rag week and all that.

I'm in London now, Hollway in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Crikey.
You coming out next Saturday for the unofficial bash thingy?
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Yep
That's the plan, anyway. I usually do what I plan about seventy percent of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Woooooo!
Groovey.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# ..and be in Scotland.
.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# And so do Alton Towers...
For about a week a year.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)