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[challenge entry] Bad pun, worse effort at shopping

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(krull, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Genius
Consider my cap doffed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# eek
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wanktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# nice
Double points if you searched for all those mag covers at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:23, archived)
# it's a photo he took at home
allegedly
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# he clearly
slid them out from under the bed and took a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# actually
I think you're right, only the note looks shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# she really is making a point
with an A4 sized post-it note.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# maybe it is midget porn
and a normal note
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Midget Orientals
...now that's specialised!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# well it's special at any rate
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
www.jobbydealer.com/idx1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha
quality
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# that's a pretty impressive pile of pr0n
i hope it's all yours in real life
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Asian Babes, Orient & Swank.....
....a man of quality
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Is that
magazine (bottom left) called Swank?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# it's an American mag
Homer reads it in The Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# really,
wow.
I bet it doesn't have the articles in it that I imagine it to have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# articles
in a jazz mag? You've been buying the wrong ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# If I ran a magazine called
Swank it would have articles about tobacco and top hats, and gentlemens clubs, and the best type of leather arm chairs.



(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# And
'How to be smug'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Yes,
exactly.

And yes, I have read The Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes
it's a high quality american jazz mag. so people tell me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Is it good?
No, it swank.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# That really shouldn't have me me laugh
as much as it did.
(krull, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Top Drawer!
Woo for comedy gold...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
you said "flick"
(dognutz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# T
hat's gotta be a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)