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[challenge entry] I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam - I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me


Gulp... Woody Alien

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Yay
for Woody quotes!

Edit: And, of course, woo to your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I love
that line. The picture's pretty woo too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I can't believe you've
done this to me.
I thought we had something special, something real.
I don't know what to say...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# You'll have to learn to live without me.
replacement dolls can be acquired here: www.inflatabledutchbird.com
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# the site appears to be down
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Rubber and air
are no replacement for you.
My heart,inflated by love has been cruely burst by the drawing pin of your rebuke.
I AM ONLY a man who cared for you, do you CARE SO LITTLE for me that you make jokes about air filled replicas?
WELL DO YOU?!??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# women, so fickle
so flighty, i know your pain
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Your lack of words speaks volumes.
MY HEART has been ripped asunder from under me like a rug that has been torn away from my feet, causing me to tumnle and cause myself pain, PAIN FROM WHICH i will never recover.
My life ends here.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# don't do it don't do it
I shall find the scurvy varlet and rip his heart still beating from his body and throw it to the kittens
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Poor bovine
I didn't mean to cast you aside. Write some poetry, make millions, you'll get over men*.


*a typo, I'm keeping it in.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# he will
with a run-up.
(martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I don't know
they're very realistic, lifeless and empty but for a load of stale air.
My therapist recommends them.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Never,
you are...Oh I can't be bothered.

Pootle.

*Hugs for both*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I thought we were quite good don't you?
How about having a crack at Tweedledum and Tweedledee some day?

EDIT:

Woo Yay for the latest board romance....dutchpootlebird and clogpootle hoo ray
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# did the
two of you have some sort of plan?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Us?
NOoooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I'm a little
sceptical.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I've got little spectacles as well
jolly handeh!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Thats good,
healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# nope not us
*strolls away whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Is that the inflatable
or the normal kind of woman you're refering to?
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I was implying
that the dolls, like me, are lifeless and empty.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# cruel cruel fate
toying with our emotions

Oh woe is me

I shall throw myself off the battlements
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Aw
don't my lovely. Pull up a chambermaid and your boot polish. I'm sure that will make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Oh Ok
=8.)))))
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# right
where's pootle

pistol or swords AT DAWN!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# We are men rebuked
and spurned.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i don't know what spumed means
but that's how i read that post
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# pootle gets the pistol
you get the sword.

i know who my money's on.
(martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# AHA
but I am invincible!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I think
you're both safe.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Oh my god
she fainted at the size of his log!
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that's good
miniTJ,soddingcrowwomaniswitteringonaboutfuckingferretsnowi'mlosingthewilltolive
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# crow woman???
Can't read the board and chop and pretend to work all at once.. too much work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# punch her in the gromit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# kill her
(martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# oh yes!
~Applauds loudly~
Nice one mate!
(Gothic.Ink, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Woooooo!
/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Woos from a safe distance*
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)