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[challenge entry] Just let me get my gun....

alwyas said he was a little tit

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(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:48, archived)
# mad
honestly, you are.


are tits gay?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# depends
whose tits they are
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:50, archived)
# What about a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Eddie Izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# he's two lesbians trapped in a mans body
iirc
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nope
he's just the one.

also Action Transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# thought he was an
executive transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# he's both
but he's the running, jumping, climbing trees, putting make-up on while you're up there kind of transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# 'did i leave the gas on?
'no! I'm a fucking squirrel!'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# indeed.
squirrels must get to do it doggy fashion... they're not too expensive in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# executive transvestite
aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# I've
snogged him : )

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# you lucky,
lucky woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Poor you
did you have to have LRT?

lip replacement therapy
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# That's why I mentioned him...
I like to give you an oportunity to brag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# if that is true
then i am gonna stand here in shock and awe.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# tis very true
it was my 20th birthday, my hubby (who wasn't my hubby at the time) took me to see him in Kirkaldy and he was signing autographs at the end, and when he heard it was my birthday, he leaned across the table and gave me a slow, lingering kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# half a lesbian
trapped in the body of several women combined
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# "Several women combined"
Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# always nice
to talk to a bloke who appreciates the merits of extra curviness : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# very true
someone like me should know that...

/bugger

//whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i'm sure i read somewhere...
the approximately 64% of all bluetits are gay*... wierd




probably wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that made
me larf again
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Cliff + Tit = Clit
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# a very
valid point sir! : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# no,
it equals clifftit. are you one of reverend dan's students?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Maybe it's a tiff?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1363613
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# *for good luck, stamp on the fucker eight times
before feeding him to your dog/cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:51, archived)
# I have a dog/cat actually.
Stalks itself all day.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)
# *sob*
/bangs head on desk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:54, archived)
# which
head?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:55, archived)
# both.
i'm naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
#
and wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# erk!
and on that note, I'm off for the evening. first a cold shower and then putting the baby to bed.

night night all, I'm off to scrub the insides of my eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# goooood niiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Sweet dreams
lovely snakey lady
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Cheers then...
if you say 'cheers then' fast it sounds a bit like 'jism'...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# haha
and banging it on the desk??
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# i'm
agile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# doesn't it
start to hurt though?/
or alternative answer: everyone says that you're so fragile
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# my dog need not be punished...
poor thing'd be chucking up for weeks after eating that little turd
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:53, archived)