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# it's got to be
marmite...it's the only thing I can think of.

what is marmite anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:37, archived)
# marmite is
the spawn of the devil.

for more info www.marmite.com

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:38, archived)
# And also:
www.ilovemarmite.co.uk/

and

www.ihatemarmite.co.uk/

edit Ooooo and All about Marmite
and there's an
Marmite FAQ

Done by a B3tan I think?
Anyways, Vegemite is nicer :)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:13, archived)
# yeast
extract , similar to that Vegemite stuff the Aussies have
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Mmmm It's brown, stickey and er..............really nice
(boiled bones)
(jerkchicken, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:38, archived)
# actualy
its not cos its veggie.
its yeast extract.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:14, archived)
# That be Bovril.
Yarr, keeps away the scurvy.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Fucking shoe polish with camel spleens and
badgers hysterectomies all whipped into one fucking disgusting mess by BASTARDS!
i really really really hate marmite. i just said 'my mate marmot' for comedy effect
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:39, archived)
# .
Marmite...mmm...

It's a yeast extract. Very brown, gooey and sticky. I love the stuff but loads of people can't stand it.

It's one of those things like Salt Water Taffy that you either love or loathe.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Vile.
Absolutely vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:40, archived)
# It's like
Bovril for wimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:40, archived)
# now theres..
a lovely thing.

Bovril on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:41, archived)
# With a steaming
mug of tea, hmmm...


Great pick me up for when you get in after a night out that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:45, archived)
# heathen
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:41, archived)
# ok
thank you all :)

now why didn't I get this kind of response when I asked who Terry Wogan was?

I wondered most of that week, until I just gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:42, archived)
# But we all love Terry
and are suspicious of unbelievers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ahhh
I'd never even heard of him before.

How could I be a believer?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# *gasp*
Checks brainwashing re-education schedule - I think we can fit you in for an emergency appointment Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# hehehehe
unfortunately, I don't think I can make it to the UK by then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# *dials US office*
Yes, I know it's early...

But it's an emergency...

Excellent news, I'll let the subject know immediately...

Bye.
*hangs up*

Right Ms Meow, stay where you are. Our US agents will pick you up shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:55, archived)
# cool
:)

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Don't worry, 7 guys with shaven heads will
'escort' you to the airport...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# whee!
how fun!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# .
Terry Wogan is also a yeast extract. Very brown, gooey and sticky. I like him but loads of people can't stand him.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:47, archived)
# That'll be
everyone above being split on the subject, then. Their advertising campaign was a stroke of genius ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:42, archived)
# I hate
these clever marketing campaigns (unless it's Benetton - that bloke was a genius).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# It's the scummy residue left over
from beer brewing *FACT*

And it tastes nice on toast
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I like that theory
I don't even have to know what it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)