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# i agree
although 'Wipe your feet before you come in' and 'Don't put your elbows on the table' are two of my favourite songs.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)
# wish I'd actually not dropped out of my English degree
so I'd know why they sound clumsy instead of just feeling it.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# maybe
if they said "please" first it would help.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# it's probably because
as directives they should be direct, but they have twiddly little bits on the end that are unnecessary. Maybe they should just be
'Don't look back'
'Stop crying'
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# my favs..
are the live version of "eat your greens" and the acoustic version of "tidy your room"
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# I like
'take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger'
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# This the one?
take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger,
You don't know where it's been, baby
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)
# and don't forget the all-time classic:
"Make Awkward Advances to Women Not War"
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)