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# I was attacked by a chicken once.



*100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I was too
I was five years old and it was a huge white cockerel. the farmer had to rescue me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I wasnt quite so lucky....

I was not only physically, but also mentally scarred for life
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# <insert obvious joke about being attacked by a farmer's large white cock/>
so sorry, I'm sure it was a traumatic experience
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Not your last encounter
with a huge white cock, I'll bet.



Sorry.

Edit: whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# at
five years old, yes it was : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's not what it
says in the b3ta ladies' loos...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# in the loos in coffee republic in manchester
at the top of paperchase - don't go looking for it, it isn't there any more - there used to be graffiti saying, "MEET HERE AT 12 WEDNESDAYS FOR BIG COCK FUN"

it was always my dream to go along at that time dressed as foghorn leghorn.
(martian, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# i was in a pub yesterday
someone had written "here is a mouse" on the door. THere was no mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# at the age of five, one would hope it was her first encounter.
but certainly not her last
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# huge white cock
those word don't seem to fit together correctly.

except in my case of course, not that i'm bragging...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# in my experience
the stereotype isn't that accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# 7989 messages
and counting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# this is
7991...

nearly there! (and it's such a crap celebratory pic it's hardly worth it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# 7994
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i've been waiting for the pic
all morning (well from that earlier thread anyway)

i hope i'm not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it really is
very poor... just text really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Mrs Tedmus
got bit by a penguin on our holidays !

100 % of certifiable facteroonie

Woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I've also been
bitten by a penguin! I was about 18 months old and at the zoo - the wire they fenced off the areas with was perfect for me to fit my arm through. I grabbed a penguin by the beak, and when it recovered from the shock it bit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Fear
the awesome power of penguins.......FEAR IT !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Well, if you're gonna grab it by the beak,
expect revenge to be swift and crushing.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I was bitten by a Penguin at Rotterdam zoo
Little bugger bit hard too - It didn't 'arf 'urt n'all...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I've also been
bitten by a squirrel in Princes Street Gardens.

And when I worked in a pet shop I got bitten by everything. Worst thing was a catfish cos it got its barb stuck in me and I had to go to the medical centre to get the nurse to remove this by now dead fish that was stuck in my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Is there nothing that hasn't bitten you?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# tigers?
great white sharks?

most animals that come into contact with me bite me at some stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I havent!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# keep
far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# ouch
squirrels have sharp teeth.

Last time I was in Edinburgh I saw a woman on Calton Hill trying to resque a squirrel from her dog, once she got the dog to let go of it, the squirrel sunk it's teeth into her hand. It looked very nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)