
*splutter* *cough*
oops I've just showered some auditors with tiny crisp pieces.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15,
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oops I've just showered some auditors with tiny crisp pieces.

languid for all times
the earth it stinks of corpses
the cold and filthy rain
vicious beast cerebus
three heads and blooded eyes
etcetc
from: Dante's Inferno, Iced Earth you know where you're going
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15,
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the earth it stinks of corpses
the cold and filthy rain
vicious beast cerebus
three heads and blooded eyes
etcetc
from: Dante's Inferno, Iced Earth you know where you're going

i didnt make the whole thing, I only added the woo yay, but realy it looks like a sweet inocent me.
I can dream cant I.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25,
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I can dream cant I.

Insult fatties until they guilt trip themselves to being thin?
I like it!
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08,
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I like it!

Take one cheap shot at breakfast, a smart-ass remark at lunch, and feel too guilty to eat a proper dinner.
Guilt-Fast.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 12:57,
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Guilt-Fast.

... but how do I set about it?
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:17,
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is there some sort of quick fix diet or exercise routine I can follow in order to quickly facilitate the development of my new and desirable physique?
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:21,
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but eating crisps, fried breakfasts, and fast food all help accelerate the process.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25,
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Thank you for your advice... I'm off to get drunk, for the good of my gut.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:38,
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Hoooora.... Ummmmm Felicity
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:34,
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cos I went to the Heineken museum a couple of weeks ago, I know everything I need about beer.
It tastes good.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25,
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It tastes good.

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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:30,
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omg. you've never drunk beer before have you.
heineken is fucking lemonade.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:29,
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heineken is fucking lemonade.

cos, frankly, lager is shite.
Bitter or real ale are much much better, but make my botty burp.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:43,
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Bitter or real ale are much much better, but make my botty burp.

"Food" for "Pies", and you got yourself a slogan.
Quick Edit
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10,
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Quick Edit

is to stop vomiting up your food,
you attention seeking little slag.
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Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10,
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you attention seeking little slag.