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# Blimey,
Andy Crane's gone downhill a bit, hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)
# atcherly
Andy Crane is now a "behind the scenes" bod and v. rich.

/boring fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# tell us facts
about cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Okay
1. Kittens are mammals.

2. Kittens are cute and fluffy ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the kitten is to flip out and take over the planet, having lulled us all into a false sense of security.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllllllll
MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

etc.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)
# wow
when does a kitten become a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# any more
im intreaged
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I think
that's enough for now. I don't want to confuse y'all with too much at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# booooo
we demand 1000001 things we didnt know about kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)
# and you shall have them.
You just have to be patient for the other 999998 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# 3 a day
!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)
# very well then.
3 a day it shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)
# make sure i am here with my notepad before proceding
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ah now I can't guarantee that.
You'll have to be vigilant.

Goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I saw him on one of those shopping channels.
Selling things he was.

(Evening all).
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I expect
he misses the thrill of presenting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# it's because
he hasn't got yon plasticky hair thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# changed
skin color too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# psst
you're thinking of Andi Peters.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# That was Andi Peters
you twummockmangler.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# you're thinking of andi peters.
andi peters - andy crane
(martian, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# will
you be thinking of Andi Peters? He's another ex broom cupboard presnter who went on to do pretty well for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# he's
a producer for c4 ain't he
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# executive editor
of t4.
(martian, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# ah
right, still love the clip of him kissing the plasma screen

d'oh stupid man
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Executive Producer
for T4 IIRC

You can sometimes hear him when the crew on T4 shout/laugh at the presenters.

He also does the odd presenting job (interviewed britney once) and can sometimes be seen as part of the judging pannel for selecting ppl for reality TV shows (I saw him on one of them ones where they leave a group on a desert island)

(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)
# he wasn't a judge
so much as executive producer of that show, for T4 of course - Shipwrecked. He's very rich and powerful as far as Chanel 4 kids broadcasting goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)
# must have been the cbbc old boys network
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yeah but
my worry is what they're going to do with that lizo guy on newsround I just cant see him doing a Juliet Morris or a Krishnan Guru Murphy and move into the mainstrem, he's just too hyperactive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fonz, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ahh
if you seen one andy you seen em all tho....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)
# andy
pandy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# andy
the eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)