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[challenge entry] REAL men

smoke kittens

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(zyn (thetix), Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# actually , is pep rob or cal alive?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yes,
freshlegs is a robot and spacefish is a cyborg though. i think that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)
# and I...
...am merely a fictional character.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# and i'm mythical.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i thought
you were legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# At what point...
...does legend become myth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# i think a legend
is something true, but larger than life and so hard to believe. while a myth is something that is not true. but i haven't researched this and might be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# that makes me true and not true at the same time
but more true than not true. cos i'm only once mythical and triple legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# could you be
the rare paradoxical triple legendary unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# i'm a paradox too?
wahey!

*changes name*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Maybe...
...if I keep reading that, I will understand it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# a unicorn
is a mythical creature. add 3 legendaries and you get 3/4 true, 1/4 untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# *does quick all over body check*
i seem to be all here, though. maybe the untrue bits are on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# one can be multi-talented...
anyway, you're a robot and a pirate and a ninja, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# you got
me there.

have you been busy or something? i never see you around any more!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i have been moving house
and working my mythical/legendary ass off to pay the rent.

and i only have really crap dial up at the moment, too. broadband on the way! *jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hooray!
and nice namechange!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# it's getting longer and longer
if many more people rename me i'll be falling off the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I'm a kitten!
AND a Dr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# a rare
breed
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# oh
well that's that mystery solved...
*smokes pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Yes...
...nothing beats the cool, smooth flavour of a pipe following the solving of a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Im a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Do
pep, rob, cal and all the mods see the board in code? I bet they do. Can they understand the entirity of the spazz in a single glance? I bet they can.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I think...
..all the mods have special powers, but Cal is The One that sees the board in code.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe !
/repost for compo

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# hehehehe
that`s class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# *cough*
gonna enter it then?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# yes
yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehe
:)
(zyn (thetix), Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Like it
Its funny but i know someone who actually looks like that. Maybe not wood coloured...
(Maybe its because im a Londoner, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Woo!
you evil cruel person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# bet you can't smoke
just one... ;)
(zyn (thetix), Sun 29 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)