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[challenge entry] last night I shaved 2 seconds off my record

for climbing through a tennis racquet without ripping out my nipple piercing
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From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ahh
but can you climb through a cricket bat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# or a wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I can climb through an acrobat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# They kicked me out
of Bristol Zoo for trying that
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# they ban you for life
if you even so much as bring a harpoon...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# They
apparently took exception to my use of cookeen as lubricant and said that if I had been using butter it wouldn't have been a problem
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# yay
for bristol zoo.

you pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# i've seen a horse fly
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I ate a tiger once.
no...wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe
i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# it's been a while
since you last said that
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# somebody
generally says it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# If that was me
It would have to be a tennis racket over
four miles wide
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Why would you do this
to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# because
people let me
If you're really unlucky I may try to beat my record on the renegade stage at Crawley this year...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I shall
look forward to it.

*ungrips teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)
# That bothers me..
Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# This is not
normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# and spending hours
photoshopping pictures of kittens into amusing situations is?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# is there a
record for doing it AND ripping out the nipple ring? =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# If there is
It's not one I especially wish to break. It cost me bloody £25 to have that done, I can't afford to re-do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)