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# Someone on this board
works for the BBC. I think I may die of excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# simon bates
is a big fan of your kitten pictures
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# and Dave Lee Travis is
a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# ahhh
simon bates...our tune...
and now we have a letter from someone who I shall call Sharon...now sharon lived a normal life and thought she was happy until she meet Frank...now Frank was a usual kind of bloke who kept her amused and entertained and for many months they would share each others company...Now everything was going fine and Sharon was thinking about marriage when her life was turned upside down when she found out that Frank was a cross dressing coke fiend who worshipped the devil,killed both her parents and hung their still warm bodies on the wall....so she had to leave him and still thinks of him to this day...and the song she wishes sent to him at broadmoor is ...walk a hundres miles by those scottish brothers whose names escapes me for the moment.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Der derder deeerrrr
der der der.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# You know you could also read that as
the theme tune to Dynasty.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# and the a-team
a bit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# You're
so right.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# the proclaimers
when you goooooooooooooooooooo will you send back, a letter froooooooooooooooooom america...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yes
that be them....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Martian is
one of aunties employees
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# who?
really?

He is?

Who told you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# He's never mentioned it
to me
(Mattyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# He certainly
didn't mention it on Friday evening.
(Amerella, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# he didn't mention much
coherent at all on Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# No
on my balcony at my flat (have I mentioned i love my flat) when he was still coherent, I don't think he said anything about the BBC
(Mattyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I certainly wouldn't suggest
he ranted about it all evening.
(Amerella, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Yes - really
he is

he told me.
and I saw the first radio show he produced being recorded, so I know it's true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# He did,
but I for one don't believe him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)