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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# That's interesting.
If only we knew someone who worked for the BBC, maybe we could find out more...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# And you'd
expect a coherent answer from him??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# wait a second...
do you mean... do you ACTUALLY mean that there is someone, ON THIS BOARD, who really does WORK FOR THE BBC???

'Cos that would be.. that would just be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:12, archived)
# There is,
wow.
Although I think the word "work" may be used very loosely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Someone on this board
works for the BBC. I think I may die of excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# simon bates
is a big fan of your kitten pictures
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# and Dave Lee Travis is
a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# ahhh
simon bates...our tune...
and now we have a letter from someone who I shall call Sharon...now sharon lived a normal life and thought she was happy until she meet Frank...now Frank was a usual kind of bloke who kept her amused and entertained and for many months they would share each others company...Now everything was going fine and Sharon was thinking about marriage when her life was turned upside down when she found out that Frank was a cross dressing coke fiend who worshipped the devil,killed both her parents and hung their still warm bodies on the wall....so she had to leave him and still thinks of him to this day...and the song she wishes sent to him at broadmoor is ...walk a hundres miles by those scottish brothers whose names escapes me for the moment.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Der derder deeerrrr
der der der.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# You know you could also read that as
the theme tune to Dynasty.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# and the a-team
a bit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# You're
so right.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# the proclaimers
when you goooooooooooooooooooo will you send back, a letter froooooooooooooooooom america...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yes
that be them....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Martian is
one of aunties employees
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# who?
really?

He is?

Who told you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# He's never mentioned it
to me
(Mattyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# He certainly
didn't mention it on Friday evening.
(Amerella, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# he didn't mention much
coherent at all on Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# No
on my balcony at my flat (have I mentioned i love my flat) when he was still coherent, I don't think he said anything about the BBC
(Mattyboy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I certainly wouldn't suggest
he ranted about it all evening.
(Amerella, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Yes - really
he is

he told me.
and I saw the first radio show he produced being recorded, so I know it's true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# He did,
but I for one don't believe him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# indeed i do believe
there used to be more than one person who works for the BBC.. but due to slacking (perhaps) they no longer have their job there.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Maybe the
BBC didn't get back in touch with a certain person, depsite this person emailing several times.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# are you the bitter ex-employee?
have that naughty corporation spurned your advances?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Nope,
I ws free-ee-eelancing, but they no-longer wnat me.
The fools.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Why don't you go round there singin
Don't you wnat me beeby?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# bastards
you've wonderful.. how could they not want bovine?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# i guess they don't need you since they cancelled "anne and nick"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I demand my
own morning show.
Think of that and tremble.
I'd give you all jobs and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Couldn't you just give us the money?
I'm not really a morning person.
Or anything in the drivetime slot?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Fuck that,
Nah, you work for it, BITCH!
And I don't want no radio stuff, I demand to be SEEN!
I want to host a sort of modern versin of The Banana Splits show and have music and cartoons and stuff like that.
Thats what I want.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# You know, that'd be pretty good actually...
Let's scrap this b3ta comic idea and do the new Tiswas!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah,
That would rock like...um...some rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I can see it now
all bright colours, snappy editing, crazy sound effects and canned laughter... like... well, like the banana splits as you said...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# it would
be brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# And this one you COULD call
Look No Hands
...if you wanted to...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Oooh
I'd love to do that, as long as i got to dress up in a costume where you couldn't see my face..

Mind you I think it's a genius idea..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I Must stop
posting good ideas like that, people will nick 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# what
like the phantom pie flinger !
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# there's two you know
that I know of anyway, there could well be hundreds, work-shy lurking gets.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# y'know
I think you might be right there ; ) though if they did, surely they'd be taller?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# not
only small but bent to one side....so a psychiatrist and a plastic surgeon is more than likely required
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)
# peyronie's disease
strikes again.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:12, archived)
# is
that the one where you keep suffering from saying...
and its a goodnight from me...and its a goodnight from him ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)