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# SMUT TIME
Todays subject, 'Thongs, Why?'
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# ...of Praithe?
I don't know why...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Arrrghghghgh - the dreaded VPL!
.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)
# Well now
this is what I thought, but today wearing a thong has meant grating pain as they keep riding up. Trying to shift around in my seat isn't working.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhh yes
I am familar with the seat shuffle to re adjust the thong.
(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)
# some one i knew
has a great term for that affliction

"hungry bum"
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Ouch - you have my sympathies.
Gotta say I wear the CK ones everyday at work and they are so damn comfy you don't know you are wearing one! Then bring out the sexy lacey ones out of work hours. Unless I am intending getting laid by the cute Designer in creative over the photocopier at lunch, of course.......
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# SAdly
in my company, men with looks are weeded out at interview stage. Therefore I think I'll go back to my applecatching big pants
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)
# I love my
moderately big but not too huge M&S pants, and I hate thongs. My bum is just too hungry :(
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# I can happily sit on the fence
and honestly say I like both sorts
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Yes - shame that
(there was a damn fine specimen came in for an interview today. Bet he doesn't get the job though. If he doesn't shall I send him to your company?) ;)
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Personally, I don't mind either way
sometimes a VPL can be quite alluring. But to be frank, it's been a while so I really can't be choosy.
(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)
# My Girlyfirend started
wearing thongs about a year ago, and after a week or so of wearing them, normal pants feel weird. apparently. damn, i'm lucky.
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Normal pants feel terrible.
The are shoved to the back of the drawer, to be only ever worn for doctors appointments where removal of clothing may be necessary.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# the way you said that
made it sound as if you have been wearing her underwear...

...now, mr.beckham, we've already been over this, haven't we?
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# Calvin Klein ones only
- they don't cut you like a cheese wire
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# "cheese wire" pants remind me
of a friend who called them "cheese grater" pants.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# should be
'thongs; why are they so good?'
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Becasue
They make men particularly horny... and remove the problem of VPL...
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Thongs
I dont like 'em.
They chafe.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)
# i beg to differ
my mate wears a thong and I have to keep looking away when she bends over.
Honestly, its like a cheesewire and edam nightmare.
(schmark, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# i agree
thongs sticking out the top of a pair of low slung jeans is digusting.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Thongs
lookin' good on the female populus.

Man should be banned from wearing them, forever. 'speesh if thay are german and walking about on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)
# or
Peter Stringfellow...it like seeing yer Grandad in them.
Yeuucchhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)
# When did YOU see
my grandad in a thong??
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Now that
would be telling.





Last Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# That would be a good trick...
... He was cremated ten years ago...
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# He did look
a bit ashen.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Its the way I tell 'em.
My wife, my wife.
This horse walked into a pub.
Matron.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# why not?
.
(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)