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(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)
# bad boy
you are in disgrace
(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yeh
but who cares. Im going to get hammered on cheap cheap cider for a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
# TRAMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# well,
you'll have to do it in your room - and don't come down until you have thought about what you have done.
(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# oh, but it doesn't want to just SIT, does it!
It wants to do a little nice dance, doesn't it? Jiggly jiggly jiggly.

[edit] Oh and:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
# that is quite possibly
the best kitten ever.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:45, archived)
# no, this one is
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
# what happened to splatt?
i remember asking on m3ss3ng3r, but don't recall a reply.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# she went to live in bristol,
reunited with one of her kittens
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# oh that's nice
i'm glad you didn't... you know...

*shudder*
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)
# oh, hello Erasmus!
You are so bat-eared and beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# black eyes,
like a doll's eye...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Do you think?
That's not an assertion to make lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
# it's a possibility.
it's certainly in the top fifty.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i go with the first kitten
as the second one has no eyes, which worries me
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:49, archived)
# he has nice blue eyes
normally, don't know what happend to them when that pic was taken
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:54, archived)
# looking not into his eyes
but into the dark morass of his soul.

i'd imagine.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Does it have a name?
Kittens such as Coco and Clive have an automatic advantage, as I feel I can relate to them more.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# You can tell it's a Clive...
It's got sweaty hands
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:54, archived)
# she works at mcdonalds now.
'i'd like a cheese burger, large fries and a shake please'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
# remember when graham norton opened his then-funny show with
"this show will have you shaking with laughter. so, if you're baby sitting, put it down NOW"
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:53, archived)
# oh, that takes me back.
when grahan norton was funny.

/reminisce
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:55, archived)
# BOOOOM!
thats you hitting the floor of hell...
(Socks_of_war, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 8:52, archived)