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[challenge entry] glad I kept this from last year


Might be a 2003 edition, except that nobody has a clue who's in charge anymore.

From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 220 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# That bearded guy I forget the name of.
My mother hates him.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# charles clarke
he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yes, he is.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# and the education minister has nowt to do with exams
that's the QCA's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# actually
he is a fucking cunting arse biscuiting wankhead arsebadger. i'm sorry i had to correct you there nannaman!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# ah yes,
you are uncannily accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# and the QCA
can fuck right off as well!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I`m
telling your head mistress!


(it`s great to be porking a schoolgirl!)*


* this isn`t actually true, by the way, cos that would be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I dunno.
I know some 16 year olds that I definitely would.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# awww
don't i'll get double detention!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i nearly spat my whiskey at the screen when i saw the word 'double'
good thing you didn't use the next word *i* was thinking of
(martian, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# *oggles*
and what were you thinking of young man!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# dvda
(martian, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# eh?
drivers` licenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I wasn't thinking of
the same thing, honest teech.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*flexes cane*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Dad?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Oi. My parents have been married 29 years.
29 years tomorrow, I think.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Rory Bremner?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Rory Bremner am de bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# .
david blunkett?
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# no.
but he's also a proper cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# blind cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
i like that especially......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# actually, she was a lot
better at that job than most. except of course the education ministry doesn't actually do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i don't care
i ♥ scapegoats
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# is this the same estelle morris
that oversaw a huge amount of child abuse in islington go unpunished while she suspended and disciplined whistleblowers?
(martian, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# and she's
a CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# i love ucas

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# what is good about ucas?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# it rolls off the tongue well
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# When I were a lad.
We had UCCA and PECAS.

Back in the day........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# chump manbear!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# CHUMP!
CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hello sir.
(martian, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaha
chump!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# yay
for chump!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# waits for
rik...
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i pay them
to let me live in a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I'd just blame
whichever cunt's fault it is.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# myself, probably
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# nah, it's him, over there.
Red beard, thick glasses. You know the one.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# mum?


(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# evans?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nah, if it'd been
him I'd have said 'with Carly Simon's lovechild'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)