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# AwwBless won't make the newsletter... however...
By mid-day tomo, www.CockOff.co.uk should of finished registaring....


click 4 website
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Good rules
but there's a typo in number 08.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Yes,
the is.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# What one?
please point out all the typos before the day-time trolls come about.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# He just told you.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Ohh....
I see.

Fixed it now (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# oi!
you still aboot!?

the spinning head cat on:
www.awwbless.co.uk/

was done by ME a day or two ago!
www.b3ta.com/board/1729458

any way you could put a credit on the site for the creator in question?

i'm not after wealth or fame or your firstborn. just a "made by yakmonkey" or somesuch


edit: or is it just decorative right now?
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:09, archived)
# woooooo
i think 8 should be they not the and what's BW?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# And what's a BW?
#7
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# just wondering that myself
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# BandWagon
but i've turned it into text now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# now you see
i'd have to argue with the word "bandwagon" being used with the verb "try".

bandwagons seem like not trying to me for the most part.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# errrmm...
01 - Don’t show anything you wouldn’t show your mother
02 - Don’t post work that isn’t yours, and say that it is.
03 - Don’t copy’n’paste links from the front page
04 - Don’t take the piss out of ill/deformed people
05 - Don’t post the same link every 20 seconds
06 - Don’t Threadwaste or Glasscock
07 - Don’t try and FrontPage or BandWagon something
08 - Don’t shout at newbs, unless they insist on being cunts
09 - Don’t ignore the FAQ
10 - Don’t feed the trolls.




Just say what ones you want changed/added etc.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# errrmm... help?
- Feed the Trolls
- Glasscock
- Threadwaste
- Post anything you wouldn't like your mother to see

....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# perhaps
you should make #7:
#6 - Don’t Threadwaste, Glasscock or Bandwagon
#7 - Don’t try and FrontPage

seems more logical in my scotch addled head.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Don't try to be frontpaged
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Fnords Law
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# like
Coles law?
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)
# yes!
also EVS, i wasn't taking the piss out of you yesterday... that was a very good tutorial.
i just wanted to add Senor Piggy to it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)
# I went to bed before that anyway..
Woo and yay all the same. 8]
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)
# 06 - Don?t Threadwaste or Glasscock
You can't "Glasscock" but you can post something which IS glasscock...you see?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# GC is the item itself.
not the act of posting it
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Anyway it should be "try to"
rather than "try and".
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# And
you should emphasise the "try" by putting it in quotes or italics.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:53, archived)
# also any mention of the word
"The"
should be pink and revolve
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# ok here goes with fluffy modifications
01 - Don’t show anything you wouldn’t show your mother
02 - Don’t post work that isn’t yours, and say that it is.
03 - Don’t copy’n’paste links that are on the front page or post "FWD:" email pictures/links
04 - Don’t take the piss out of ill/deformed people
05 - Don’t spam us with the same link every 20 seconds
06 - Don't start a new thread for everything you want to say
07 - Don't ask for Frontpages and bandwagons, they happen on their own
08 - Don’t shout at newbs, unless they insist on being cunts after being asked not to
09 - Don't forget to Read the FAQ. All of it, not just one sentence at a time.
10 - Don’t feed the trolls.

I had to remove the term "threadwasting", but i kept the original point of the warning, and all the others are modified to be clearer to non-b3tans/newbies
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Isnt' it needless duplication
to repeat items that are in the FAQ?

also i've done many images i wouldn't show my mother.

Mr S for one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:12, archived)
# well yes.
most of those are covered specifically in the faq, and everything is covered by plain old common sense.

BUT

people don't read the faq, which is apparent in 99 out of 100 new posters. and b3ta is not exactly a breeding ground for common sense. I am for being as fluffy as possible, but some thick-headed people need a little more than fluffyness to figure out what they are doing wrong.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Number 6 does not read correctly
and that's coming form me!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:45, archived)
# also
how does one not glasscock?

are you suggesting before posting a link they should spazz?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Number 4
get real!!!

That would stop half the posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# no i quite aggree with cock off on that one
for example:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..


see, that's just wrong
;0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:49, archived)
# lol
im thinking more along the lines of all those pictures of that girl with the big chin.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:52, archived)
# also
what do you mean try and frontpage something?
nearly every image i pos i hops will go on the front page.

though i can't belive that this one made it
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah2_a/roo.jpg
and this one didn't
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah2_a/swan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)