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# Mainly
because its funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:08, archived)
# it's a long time ago...
i've forgiven and forgotten, and to quote mr t, i pity the foo who cant. like you.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# You see,
the thing is, that phrase has become more than the incident and should in way be taken personally.
Like I said, funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# aw,
go get a life, you prick. bye everyone else.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# OOOooOOOohh.
Honestly, I was only playing about, there's really no need to get quite so stressed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# yes there is.
cunts like you.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# No,
there's not.
I worry that you can't spot a joke from a serious insult.
It obviously still bothers you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i can spot the difference.
it's when you keep going on and on about something which obviously isn't a joke to someone that the line becomes blurred.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Had I realised
that it still fucked you off I wouldn't have written it.
It was only meant as a joke, no malice or harm was intended, honestly.

Although when you typed right, i'm off to do something useful with my day rather than hang around an internet message board with a load of cunts and their pedantic rules and hatred of bandwagons. bye all :) , what did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Frankly
I'm insulted. I'm no cunt, not like Baz anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# As Chubby Brown once muttered...
"You are what you eat...so you're right I AM a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Monsieur Mange Tout
is an aeroplane, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ow!
Swearing makes my ears bleed!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# sad sad sad
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# BEST POST EVER
seeing as we are personally insulting people, i thought i'd have a go. there are about 10 people on this board i like, so apologies to flanflinger, munkton, jiva, dr phil, tomsk, pickle and co, freshlegs, workboresme and anyone else i've forgotten, but it's come to my attention that a lot of people on this board are cunts. all you care about is trying to be part of a community because you probably havent got any real friends, and spend all time making photoshopped pictures which we are meant to go "woo yay" to, even tho about 95% of them are shit. you go on and on about threadjacks and threadwastes, where the place would flow so much better and everyone to be happier if these phrases never existed. you moan about having to "work" even though you've never done a hard days graft in your life and sit on the internet all day simply cos you've got a fucking degree. you are not clever people like you think you are. knowing all about the latest lap tops and divx's (thanks to those who helped me earlier on this subject before things kicked off by the way) does not make you intelligent. it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions. anyway. i'm going. dont know if i'll bother coming back or if i'll be welcome, but i hope to meet those i like someday and i've had some good times here. goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# I thought you liked me.
I shall go and cry now.

Oh and Happy Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Bah.
You won't all be this nice to me when it IS my birthday, will you? No. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I will be.
You won't get no presents.
And I promise never to call you a cunt again.

Do you know how close I was to typing "You cunt" on the end of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's fantastic.
especially: "it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Does that mean
all the Daily Mail writers are really clever?
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# of course
they have brains the size of a plant.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I think you mean
"plankton".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# The thing with
plankton is its small, it gets everywhere and there's too much of it.
So yes, that sounds just like your average Daily Mail reader.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Aren't plankton
one of the most useful things in the world though?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Only
cos lots of things eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# solution?
Eat more Daily Mail readers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I once read that it is supposed to be mostly
written by journalism graduates - who have to write in that style for the sake of a job -writing to appease to target audience, rather than it being their own actual beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Oh well
It's true though. I don't have any real friends.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Me neither
But what the hell, I'm a cunt anyway.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Awwww
but lots of internet spongs with fictional jobs and no love life like you!

And a fair few who do have love lives, I imagine :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Eh??
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Not me though.
I've never met you :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Hehehehe
I read that as 'like you' meaning resembling me rather than being fond of me. Which i though was a bit harsh. All is clear now thanks. :D

If you met me you probably wouldn't like me too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Sorry,
should've used a bit more punctuation :)
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# happy unbirthday
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:20, archived)
# UM....
If its so bad then why are you here? And i'm still in school so i cant get a proper job yet as is the case with many people here!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:21, archived)
# watch it you.
There's no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i hoped in my few months absence the place would have changed.
but obviously not. it's still obviously ok to insult someone then make them out to be the petty stupid one. i dunno, maybe it's cos you are all jealous i have a life and a girlf and aren't totally obsessed with b3ta. maybe it's cos i can't use photoshop. who knows.
(Rockbus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# girlf?
Is that like some sort of Scandinavian golf? Bork bork bork.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ......
"you are all jealous i have a life and a girlf "

dang, i've been found out
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I'll see your Girlf
and raise you a wife, a baby on the way, a good salary and a big cock.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:22, archived)
# *snort*
*giggle*
(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Heh,
If you call me a big cock again I'll kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Big cock!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Right.
*Loads steam powered heat seeking fuck gun with great big bullets of death*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I see your big cock....
...oh hang on a minute...thats not right...
(The Mysterious 5.0, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# that's some
lurkage there.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
His email address is a bit misleading.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I'm sorry
I may have missed something but how did bovine insult you?
And of course we are all jealous because we all know so much about you. Especially your lovely girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I have many friends...
some of which are girls. Ya antisocile basturd.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Pssssstt
Its anti-social
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Thanks...
(i'm a bit dyslecsick) well as you can tell.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:27, archived)
# In that case,
I gorfive you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Arf!
(snigger)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I too pity the foo who can't like bovine
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I three
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I five
Can I back likeing myself?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# you can do anything
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Hooray for Bovine!
He/She/Its cool!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# See,
I can upset someone, accidently take the piss out of a dyslexic and I still rock!

(he)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# You did what now?
ok he
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)