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# there's NO NEWSLETTER?
MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I know.
Calm down. Breathe deeply. Go to the pub.

Get very drunk. It's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# but I'm not 18 yet.
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# well get some MD 2020
and go to the park
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Blimey
that takes me back....

*goes glassy eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# How very depressing.
*cries*

Any chancew I get get an honorable mention in the #100 newsletter then?
I am nice, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# *passes over the obviously missing letter B*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# In that case...
...go behind the co-op with a bottle of woodpecker.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Masturbate,
rock back and forth and weep gently.
Oh and scream every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# FRAPE IT!
FRAPE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That's my weekend sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ah...
salad days :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Slowly
being eaten away
(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Bang!
Thud.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
that newsletter has helped me through my young teenagedom! it can't stop now! i'll break my junior senior tape from over use!
*breaks down in tears*
(popinfresh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# But its always crap anyway
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)