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# Since there is no newletter this week
in anticipation of next weeks double-goodness 100th issue...

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
  Results from the Special Offers Challenge
   
   
  Each week we run a competition to test your
  creative skills. We set a challenge and you
  open Photoshop and mess with our heads.
   
   
  Last week we wanted regrettable special offers:
b3ta.com/challenge/specialoffers/
   
  We asked B3ta boarder 'Solly' to judge the
  entries - here are his 3 faves.
   
  Solly writes -
  
  
  #1 'Birthday Treat - a terrorist called Timmy,
     a beautiful air stewardess... a classic
     combination. I'll never fly again.
     (angel of the forever sleep)
www.b3ta.com/board/1710983
  
  #2 'George Best hypnosis tapes - I listened...
      and needed a drink. worked a treat. Now
      I need another. hmmmmm. beer. (matsimpsk)
www.b3ta.com/board/1706151
  
  #3 'Parkinsons - we all worry about dying from
     a slow debilitating disease, but this made
     me shake with laughter!' (aubergene)
www.b3ta.com/board/1720500
  
  
  
  >> This Weeks Challenge <<
  
  This week, the challenge dictator gave us
  the suggestion, 'Irons for Men'
b3ta.com/challenge/ironsformen/
  
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# there's NO NEWSLETTER?
MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I know.
Calm down. Breathe deeply. Go to the pub.

Get very drunk. It's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# but I'm not 18 yet.
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# well get some MD 2020
and go to the park
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Blimey
that takes me back....

*goes glassy eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# How very depressing.
*cries*

Any chancew I get get an honorable mention in the #100 newsletter then?
I am nice, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# *passes over the obviously missing letter B*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# In that case...
...go behind the co-op with a bottle of woodpecker.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Masturbate,
rock back and forth and weep gently.
Oh and scream every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# FRAPE IT!
FRAPE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That's my weekend sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ah...
salad days :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Slowly
being eaten away
(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Bang!
Thud.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
that newsletter has helped me through my young teenagedom! it can't stop now! i'll break my junior senior tape from over use!
*breaks down in tears*
(popinfresh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# But its always crap anyway
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I
want to judge a compo!!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I want
to get around to making an entry
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Me too
However, because I can't shop at work, all my ideas usually get done on a Friday afternoon. Ho-hum.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I just have been drained
by the hummus wraith lately
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# me too
seeing as my entries are so shit and i can't do flash, it's the only chance i'll ever have of getting in the newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Worked for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# You could try
suggesting a competition
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# i've tried that too
and we are still yet to find out what is in a womans hand bag....

yup its the only way I can get in to the news letter. Once I even did some questions under the name of "marchant *tring tring*" and they got in to the interview but nobody ever knew it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# actually i have done that
so i'm a little bit famous at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Your very famous mate,
being a gay icon is no small onions.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# you two should make a "film" together
you'd make a fortune.
I'll direct.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# i knew the leather chaps were a good investment
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# congratulations peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# i will get withdrawel symptons
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I'm gutted...
I put something in for it... Now you'll have to wait a week. Send me an email and I'll let you sneak a peek :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# It's good too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# yarr
I fixed the "again" button on the end of it. It was playing up like a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# M3ssag3 me
with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I can't find your name of M3ss3nger!
Help!
*edit* Sorry, I'm being an utter spastic, I've found it now... Just being a bit slow.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Hang on
Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# "I'll let you sneak a peek"?
Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# *coughs*
takes one to know one, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# true
but I'm allowed to get a bit territorial over bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Is it
cos you love me so.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# it's because
you're my bitch muse
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# if there's no newsletter, I'LL MAKE MY OWN!
WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!
in fact, forget the newsletter and the blackjack.
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# bender
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh...
...screw the whole thing.
(CowInParachute, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER GAH!
oh well =P
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Right then
home made newsletter time:
Post links to every glasscock you know of so we can get them out once and for all.

To start the ball rolling, Welcome to Glasscock County
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ok
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Ah yes,
hats of meat, I'd forgotten about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# i too am gutted
i missed out on my path to fame and glory in the newsletter... again.

*opens flash manual*
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I hope your happy b3ta
Ill haft to do things that are "normal" now, go outside, breath air, NOT SIT INFRONT OF MY COMPUTER ALL DAY!
(Socks_of_war, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)
# No News is *NOT* Good News
Still. It's prompted me to finally make a little start on something i've been intending to do for a while.

The B3ta Newsletter Generator...

pigpog.com/features/b3ta-gen/

...only does the header so far, but maybe i'll do a bit more over the weak end.
(I helped save b3ta! pigpogm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 18:59, archived)
# That sir
Is perhaps the greatish thing on this pointless plain of existence
(Socks_of_war, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# OOOO!!!
Now THAT got me a-wankin'!!
(I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# It's Finished!
Same place, all now done. Enjoy...
(I helped save b3ta! pigpogm, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)
# yessssss....
my evil plan has come to pass

mwahahaha! MwaHaHaHa!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
i need to calm down, AND KILL THE JERK THAT STOLE MY B3TA NEWSLETTER!!!!!!11!!!

BLOOD!
(Mynd, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
#
AAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I'm lost without it...
Oooooh. If you read this thread from the bottom up..it kinda makes sense. No it doesnt. Im so lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# i dont think it...
it made much since either way you read it
(Mynd, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Blimey
Cheers, Solly :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# What?
No newsletter?

What am I supposed to do on this Monday morning now?

I feel raped. and violated.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)