
That tickled me. But A.I. is still the worst film ever made!
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:13,
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Made me want to shave off my eyelids with a rusty razor blade.
(bored me senseless, see?)
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21,
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(bored me senseless, see?)

I only saw Gladiator because it was on in a plane, and then 2 mates decided that they'd rent it on 2 consecutive nights. One of them wanted to turn the lights off in the sitting room, I asked if they could be left on so that I'd have something interesting to look at.
Similarly - from watching an ad break's worth of Die Hard the other day, I think I can sum it up as follows: Bruce run round a building with ever dirtier shirt/bigger gun, cracking jokes, villains run round speaking German, hostages scream. Is there any more to it than that?
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29,
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Similarly - from watching an ad break's worth of Die Hard the other day, I think I can sum it up as follows: Bruce run round a building with ever dirtier shirt/bigger gun, cracking jokes, villains run round speaking German, hostages scream. Is there any more to it than that?

Battlefield Earth is the worst ever, followed by the Last Starfigher...very average indeed
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25,
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A.I. sucked so hard the paint came off.
That is all.
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28,
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That is all.

rancid wank, Die Another Day didn't even manage to keep me in the cinema beyond 35 minutes. I went to the park and read a book.
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:20,
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when he is surfing on the 'big wave'-the effects are worse than dr who
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35,
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"Wonderful Life" starring Cliff Richard.
Terrible, terrible, terrible film.
Awful.
Terrible.
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:22,
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Terrible, terrible, terrible film.
Awful.
Terrible.

it's a wonderful life, where cliff never existed and the shadows never had any success?
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25,
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only.
It takes the excitment, adventure and foregn location of Summer Holiday and the songs, musical montages and charachters from The Young Ones and rolls them all into one long, excruciatringly abysmal excuse for a film.
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Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29,
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It takes the excitment, adventure and foregn location of Summer Holiday and the songs, musical montages and charachters from The Young Ones and rolls them all into one long, excruciatringly abysmal excuse for a film.