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(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# ..
Good Point...

hahaha
(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# that ad annoys me so much
Haven't the corporate cock-suckers at Lynx ever heard of pheromones?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# How do you make a pheromone?
Hang on - no, wrong joke.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Lock him out of his pyramid?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)
# MMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDD THE PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# slag off his pyramid
(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# You could always reverse the ad
"Women's glow only ever attracts other women"?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Steady on.
I am touching cloth already at the thought.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# what about
ferrous gnomes?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# male sweat smells much nicer than
the chemical warfare agents used by Lynx
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# But i dont want to smell like a man
it's bad enough having to smell men that smell like men
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# actually
in this heat I manage to smell quite lovely!
A hint of Jean Paul gauteir and a dash of lynx.


/preen
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I'm sure you smell lovely
but that still doesn't want me to smell like you!
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# No.
Very true.

If you smelt like a man then other women might start to like you.

Then where would you be?

A greek island- that's where!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# psst
Lynx is horrid
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Yup
But the JPG is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I gif up on you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Right!
You're barred for that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)
# really?
*puppy dog look*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww look at the little face!
Course not!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Phew
Feminine wiles worked again
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Aw
wook, shes so cute
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Are you looking down my top?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Don't you mean...
...up it?

I bet he is small.

All the small ones have always got the horn.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# bovine is very tall
about twice as tall as me
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# again.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# well
some of the new ones

(err..gravity or summink)
Are allright.

Ish.

Better than Man-honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Well if you want a man
and you believe everything that is on the tellyy then you really must try!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I guess, maybe this is where I've been going wrong all these
years, maybe instead of wearing nice perfume and caring about how I look... I'll just roll in the mud and spill beer down myself, put cigerettes out on my arm and just stink!
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Now you get it!!
Have a good weekend wont you!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)
#
of course. so simple!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)