Wellits the only thing inspired by paul daniels that I have ever found funny.....
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:06,
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There must be something else out therethat the Tragic man has made which is funny.
[thinks]
Hmm...
Let's burn an effigy of the cunt.
Binst
([thinks]
Hmm...
Let's burn an effigy of the cunt.
Binst
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:13,
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Ahhbut arent you forgetting the `lovely` debbie magee.....was he using a different definition of lovely than i`m accustomed to ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:15,
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I think it was a kind ofsad, knowing use of irony.
Notice how he shed a tear whenever he introduced her.
(Notice how he shed a tear whenever he introduced her.
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:19,
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Hewas`nt the only one who shed a tear when she came on...so did I...but then I was screaming ...`no please let it stop...noooo`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:21,
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The countless hours I spent wishinghis "Cutting a lady in half" trick would go tragically wrong.
On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick "Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell".
But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
(On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick "Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell".
But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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ithought she was the effigy binster was referring to...
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Godzuki needs more sleep.,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:20,
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Not specifically her,but I say we burn her too. And his twat of a magician son, Horace or whatever his name was.
( binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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martin,i think. but keep the son that was a skaghead fraudster. he seems like a larf...
( Godzuki needs more sleep.,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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He spawned two minidanielses?Never heard about the other one.
Probably something to do with the skagheadedness and fraudsterility.
We shall let him live. But rain fire on the other three.
(Probably something to do with the skagheadedness and fraudsterility.
We shall let him live. But rain fire on the other three.
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:32,
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Nota major gain for the gene pool then....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:34,
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never mind the length, feel the mirth....Paul has three sons from his first wife Jackie. The middle son Martin has involved himself in his father’s shows and has often toured with him. Gary, the youngest, is a computer expert, working in the North East. But Paul’s eldest son, Paul jnr, has turned out, much to his father’s anguish and frustration, to be the bete noir of the family.
In a recent national newspaper article, the magician admitted to having no idea where his son was, or what he was doing. He was recently released from prison after serving a sentence for fraud, and in the past had been fined and given a suspended sentence for driving while disqualified, after a second drink driving offence. Later he was to embarrass the Daniels family by getting drunk and selling stories about his father to the newspapers. When he was 20 he stole his father’s Ferrari, which many interpret as the action of someone crying out for attention, a child perhaps who couldn’t cope with having a famous father.
Paul Daniels did see his his son in prison after a lapse of ten years and on his release took him in when he turned up roaring drunk. They had another blazing row and that was the last he saw of his eldest son.
(In a recent national newspaper article, the magician admitted to having no idea where his son was, or what he was doing. He was recently released from prison after serving a sentence for fraud, and in the past had been fined and given a suspended sentence for driving while disqualified, after a second drink driving offence. Later he was to embarrass the Daniels family by getting drunk and selling stories about his father to the newspapers. When he was 20 he stole his father’s Ferrari, which many interpret as the action of someone crying out for attention, a child perhaps who couldn’t cope with having a famous father.
Paul Daniels did see his his son in prison after a lapse of ten years and on his release took him in when he turned up roaring drunk. They had another blazing row and that was the last he saw of his eldest son.
Godzuki needs more sleep.,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:38,
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Christ!You've managed something I never thought possible, Spong.
I feel sorry for Paul Daniels.
What have you done to me?
WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?
(I feel sorry for Paul Daniels.
What have you done to me?
WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:42,
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Countto ten...take deep breaths....think calming thoughts....the feelings you have at the moment will pass ....
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:43,
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One... two... three......nine...ten...he's a cunt.
That's much better. Cheers.
(That's much better. Cheers.
binster,
Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:46,
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