satanthere i was in my rrom the other day. And i fgured that where i was the other day. And i did not like where i was at in life. And i did a chant to satan. All i said was satan i summon you i have a quality soul to sell if the price is right. And then i felt a precence, and i knew it was him.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58,
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it's always niceto get your first message out the way
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Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59,
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Updated Every Minute of the DayNeed flufflyness to combat evil satan related posts
Mr Peet,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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Blimey! It is updated every minute as well..
joke courtesy I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
?!,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01,
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Amd finally
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05,
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Nope.I assumed Clive would tell them when he got back from work.
( Mr Peet,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07,
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did he leave you a note?"You've gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours ,
Satan
P.S. We should be together too"
(I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours ,
Satan
P.S. We should be together too"
rogan,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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hahaha.that made me laugh quite a bit.
though your accuracy of the wording scares me
(though your accuracy of the wording scares me
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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Then Satan took a look at you......shook his head and drew breath in sharply through his teeth.
"Tell you what guv - I'll give you 'alf a monkey for it"
("Tell you what guv - I'll give you 'alf a monkey for it"
Mystery_Bob,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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