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# evening fuckos.
so its six years to the day since Princess Diana did an accurate impression of Ayrton Senna.

in a completely unrelated note, can a body completely decompose in 6 years?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# what bones and all?
maybe if it's warm and damp or something.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# oozing
marrow
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# YAY FOR GRAVE ROBBING
no really their dead what the fuck does it matter
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# We had a great series of billboards over here
against drunk driving

All they said was:

Drink
Drive
Di
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# really?
brilliant!

they'd be up in arms here if that happened.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# There's still the odd one left
If I see one I'll take a pic
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# pwease do!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# would depend on the conditions
but i would of thought so yes.

maybe not if it was housed in a top-of-the-range coffin, however (and the bones will be there for a while)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# It also depends
on whether or not they did an 'Evita' on her
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# is that like
a brazilian?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Not quite
after Evita died she was secretly embalmed and hidden somewhere in Argentina, she was then shipped to Italy and has bits of her cut off to make sure it's authentic...now she's back in Argentina
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I'm scared to ask
why you want to know.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Check his overnight bag
If theres a condom thats bad

If it's a knife and fork thats even worse!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# what about both
and a camera?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# video i hope?
and you forgot the stuffing
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I don't know
that means it's 6 years to the day that I went to see Men In Black at the cinema.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# 6 years to the day my cousin was christened.
by the way, does everyone remember where they were when they heard she had been killed? I was in bed. My mum came and said "diana's been killed in a car crash". I did a brief chuckle and fell asleep again. anyone's more spectacular than that?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I was in bed
my mum came in and said Diana was killed in a car crash, I shed a few tears and turned the telly on
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# i'd just done a gig
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I rang my then boyfriend and said
"you'll never believe what happened last night" meaning the burglary. He started about how he'd heard on the news, wasn't it awful, his mum was in shock and so on... took a while for us to realise we weren't on about the same thing...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# thats funny in a "what a complete shitter" way...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I was in my garage
testing wargames rules and drinking beer
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I was eating toast
That is all.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# and since
my house got burgled.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# That's a bit of a bastard
*understatement*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Well
I needed some new gear....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# eh?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I have a tasteless post I did
when I was drunk one evening...exactly a year ago I think...
Mmmm....

Wanders off to find it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yyaaaarrrr !
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# yarrrr!!!
do you have linky to a gallery?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# wait, nevermind.
i just figured it out...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# try
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# it's only a very very small gallery
but it's there.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)