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# YARRRRRR!
This be a mainbrace splicin' adventure for all ye Lego Pirates farin' the sea.

And I be cursed with ye Monkey Pox if this be a Cock o'Glaaaaassss.

Yarr.
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# yarrrr!
that be a fine and jolly diversion
but alas, 'twas already pillaged by Cap'n Rob in his paper of the news, arr
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# this pox be scratchin' and itchin'
somethin' rotten.
And before ye be askin' I did search ye Board to no avail. Ye all be gay.
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# thens I realise that my children be my real treasures
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# ha-harrr
space pirates ahoy!
just like normal pirates, but in space
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ice Pirates
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# now stop,
collaborate and listen...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# No,
leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# arr,
alright then...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Monkey Pox for thee.
Curses! Me lack of decent software confusticates the operation of that there scurvy game. Avast.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Here's a useful site
www.talklikeapirate.com It's got a handy pirate dictionary for all you landlubbers.

Apparently it's the official 'talk like a pirate day' on Sept 19th - Yaaaaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# you lot seen this?
it's pretty nasty
www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7130421%255E28102,00.html
pizza man forced to rob bank strapped to bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
#
Linda Payne, who owns the property where Wells lived, described him as a private, trustworthy person who liked music and cared for three cats.

I bet the cats were involved somehow. Devious fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# mmmmmm
extra spicy for me please
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Judas Priest on a two stroke moped.
That's going to sting in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I love that.
Man: "I'm strapped to a bomb, help me, I'm going to die!"
Police: "Shut the fuck up! Just keep yer hands on yer head, motherfucker!"
Man: BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)